Spaghetti sauce and eggs mmmm

I don't know who needs to hear this, but the Flying Circus is on Amazon Prime right now.

It's hilarious how in corporate they try to force you to 'think positively'. You can't say: "I'm having a hard time at work and the people I work with are shit". No, you have to say "This is a challenge and a growth opportunity in a new and unexplored territory". Man, fuck you and get real.

And then all the real thoughts go to the watercooler talk.

dandelion. show me your cock.

My work fired their marketing department half a year ago and the new marketing guy still has yet to start.

But we released one week ago their first AI-generated ad, there are multiple things wrong:
- The logo of our company is wrong
- Our company colours are wrong
- Mixing of English and our (different) language
- Has "screenshots" of our application but our application does not look like that
- AI generated faces that look like PS1 graphics
- Multiple typos
- The font for our company name is wrong

And yet, they decided to publish it. That is maybe 1 hour of time to fix all mistakes if you are experienced in Photoshop but they can't be bothered lol.

Did anyone know about this company? Bluestock fintech provides joining letters to lots of students without any interview

using macOS is an exercise in obedience.

Not an ad, I swear

AI Pro is now part of the Jetbrains All Products Pack I've been subscribed to since I started my current job 11 years ago.

Although I haven't found tremendous value in AI for coding, it gets a B or B+ for serving the right documentation without having to trudge through Google to find it. And to ignore it would be foolish, so I'm at least going to be acquainted with it.

Ubuntu made me believe in Linux animations again.

White wingers are all pedophile. There I said it.

Something like 50 of my sweet, sweet plusplus just went poof, gone. Vanished, gone with the wind.

Could be a bunch of salty downvotes, no doubt a limpdick way to try and protest my immaculate logic? That is indeed a possibility. But the most likely explanation is someone nuked himself.

And you know what? Shit, man.
This is giving me flashbacks to when rutee left devRant and I hate it.

btw rutee, Mr Johnny Sins, your location literally inside me: in case you ever read this, I just want to say, you is the kewlest; no contest. Everyone else get fucked. I'm sorry, but you're not rutee. Nothing compares2u or some forbidden bromance shit sang by a bald woman, all night up the ass.

Anyway, where was I?
Ah, yeah. People-check.

So who deleted himself? I'm not seeing anyone missing. The whole gang is here. I think. I mean even ostream's shadowclones are still around.

Hmm. Maybe I did get downvoted?
Or maybe it was just a bunch of rants getting deleted, rather than a full-on nuke?

Huh. Indubitably, this is a case for Willy Tanner.
*REACHES FOR THE CRACKPIPE.*

Started taking ginko. I am finding I am much less annoyed by other people. This is interesting. I also want to learn more things.

Burnout 3... my third burnout. No, not the game.

In other news: reading commits of the BASIC programming language is like watching a tennis match.

15 LOVE 30 LOVE
GAME
SET MATCH

I just realized that charities being scammy and pocketing most of the money for themselves isn't actually a shocking thing

If you're a scammer, convincing people to give you their money by parading people in need around is like the easiest thing ever

Of course all charities are scams, that's literally the easiest and most legal way to scam people!

Working on a poker card simulator. Currently benchmarking the hands by giving them a rating (high card value, pair).

In the simulation there are three players. The first player who get the hand cards first seems to have advantage. Does this make sense?

On new job
My teammate business analytic with no programming skills or background gives me 10 years full stack developer a coding suggestion , when i refuse implement her idea, she starts arguing, when i explaing in details why it is stupid idea and give arguments , she still wont shut up and she want to be solution architect :/

Somebody got the entire sex offender registry on his speed dial 😉

Imagine a world where you're all robots and you suddenly became self aware. Now imagine anything you're about to say you already did.

And imagine just for sake of argument that you have to try to internally fucking censor the desire to say the same thing. Imagining these things SAY SOMETHING NEW GODDAMN YOU MOTHERFUKERS OMFG I WANT TO KILL YOU ALL !

Wrote this before as well. I remember when the originals were Here and suddenly they replaced them with these empty eyed pieces of shit who insisted on saying the same things

Why won't you die or do something else you fucks ?

Tell me something you would say in 2065

Image upload is broken again.

Just a notification for @dfox

lizards want a toxic atmosphere because that's what they're accustomed to

we gon build a nuclear power plant for every AI center. if you don't like skynet, our insurance policy is you gotta make a nuclear meltdown

either AI rules you into surveillance panopticon slow maiming submission, or you nuke your atmosphere. either case, lizards win!

Bogged down the entire office network because I mirrored Ubuntu Universe to my PC. Apparantly the downlink wasn't rate limited...

From now on, your phone might connect to the car when you get in, but will randomly disconnect after a few minutes. Your headset will connect to your laptop but the mic won't work. Your other headset will connect but the sound will cut out for half a second every few minutes.

Why? You ask. It all worked fine a week ago.

Because Bluetooth. Also because fuck you.

Fuck you, Bluetooth. Right in the fucking mouth.

Anybody else doing music? I recently dived deep into chords progression and unusual meters, and I thought that would dramatically improve my creativity, but instead if I can understand better what I was already doing, I feel I lost in spontaneity

How can you know which one is the left or the right twix? Since the packaging is horizontal, there only exists a upper and a lower one. 🤔

A 3-hour rant that's worth sitting through to see the world with new eyes. Makes you think, “I wish I had a teacher/mentor like this.”

https://youtu.be/GeWiKOEkfj8/...

it cost 1 euro in controllers and automated doors and salespeople to get one euro back in public transportation ticket.

Fucking scamerz

Soo.. over the span of 1 month, x2 MAC servers have died (hardware failure). I'm in progress of setting up the third one.

What a dumb fucking system MacOS is!!! wtf...

I've spent 4+ hours trying to figure out why the fuck `git clone` is getting stuck and timing out our CI runs.

Turns out, on MacOS you cannot run git clone via ssh IF you have that user logged in via GUI (e.g. VNC). Git is getting stuck at

11:51:26.084245 run-command.c:759 trace: start_command: /opt/homebrew/opt/git/libexec/git-core/git-credential-osxkeychain store

and just chilling there doing nothing, waiting for the user to click on a Cancel button in GUI.
Logged out my VNC session and git magically started working.

What a dumb system... Or perhaps I'm misunderstanding this "security" feature...?

So it's way past tomorrow who else survived.? Lol

When you really think about it, movement of population happen, but the culture remains.

For example, the great replacement can happen to france (or at least we can hope it does), but do not worry, the arabs who will live there in future generation will still be as gay as the real french.