Almighty server, please dont down!!

In our company, we use JS stack.

Ideally

UX designer:
User oriented, design stuff that fullfill actual needs of user
Engineer:
Focus on utility, how to execute designer's desin

Reality
UX designer:
Personal oriented, design stuff that "they" think user will prefer. End up design some unrealistic functions.
Engineer:
Working overtime to fullfil designers' fantasy thought

I have joined a hackathon. We have finished our product quite early. Have a peep on other team progress.

Screen of other team laptop: Google how to HTML

Me: What...

Rule of the hackathon: No slideware, and only working prototype

Me: Now I get it

My coding behavior:
1. console.log("Hello World");
2. CTRL S
3. this.date=moment();
4. CTRL S
5. const yesterday = this.date
6. CTRL S
7. Open Chrome Browser to preview
8. Accidentally pressed CTRL S and saved that page

Full stack programmer on the recruitment post vs reality

Requirements written on the recruitment post: Frontend Development, Backend Development.

Reality: Frontend Development, Backend Development, Devopts, Infrastructure, UI/UX Design, Video Editing, Design, Customer Service...

Me: Full Stack means everything

My client uses a very old hosting company that cannot even support php 5.2. We urge him to switch to IBM softlayer.

My Client: I am afraid that your hosting company(IBM) will close one day.

Me: ... What?

Client: I don't know programming. But I think you should make the button more fancy?

Me: ... I am not Harry Potter, don't imagine programming like magic. And you ain't even a programmer...

Daily conversation with our precious client

Designer Friend: Yeah, WordPress is a good tool of making website. I don't need your help next time.

Me: ... So how the hell can you setup a WordPress environment?

Client: Help me to build a really simple website. The deadline is next week.

Me: Okay!

<a href="https://www.wix.com">Simple Site</a>

Done! And you are welcome

Code Written few months ago: Hello, I have a bug inside me.

Me: Do I know you?

Don't ask me to maintain code written in the past

You cannot afford an Apple Screen?

Apple please... I just love physical keys, and you just make a pointless touchbar...

I really don't know the position of a macbook pro. I guess mainly graphic designer or programmer will buy macbook pro, and the touch bar feature is a completely pointless to us.

Not to mention that you replace all the USB port to a really "popular type C USB"

I have made it!! Thanks from Hong Kong.

Do you know if there are ways for me to use xcode on Windows... Really regret of not buying a Macbook Pro. Seems that next week will have new MacBook for selling.

Actually who hate Facebook?
I nearly can't find any of my friends on the news feed, not to mention that my fans page can't reach my fans.

My first learned programming language is Pascal. Really enjoy the feeling of using the blue Editor to code. Just like the hacker described in those movie. And the most satisfying things of programming in Pascal is to make a GUI interface. Using the draw command, and write every buttons and layout. And amazed with the setfillstyle options.

What is the Color Schemes of Your Editor?
For me I use Monokai (Sublime User)

me.getgirlfriend()
.then((res)=>{console.log(res.msg)})
.catch((err)=>{console.log(err.msg)})

> Girlfriend not found

Is it too optimistic for me to think like this?

Lecturer: Your assignment is to write a netprobe with C++. Using thread pool for multiple request... It is really easy with around 300 lines of code.

Me: There is one week before the deadline. On average I just need to write around 40lines of code per day!

Working in the midnight at home, feeling lonely...
https://github.audio
Hearing commit sound from the world. Telling you that you are not alone

What my lecturer think I have learned:
- Programming Patterns
- C, C++, Java
- Socket programming, web programming
- Operating system...

What I have actually learned:
1. printf("Hello World");
2. echo "Hello World";
3. console.log("Hello World");
4. Console.Writeline("Hello World");
5. cout << "Hello World" >> endl;
6. System.out.println("Hello World");
7. puts "Hello World";
8. "Hello World"
9. write("Hello World");
10. Display "Hello World"

As a front end programmer and UI designer, what really annoyed me is that the color on my notebook screen is not what it shown on my phone...

As the only developer in the startup team. I am really sick of explaining "how it works" and "how to execute"...

The Little Note7 Girl

www.facebook.com/viralpoints

Let's do a simple research here. What is the average fresh graduate salary as a programmer in your country.
In Hong Kong, it is around 2000USD

I have zero knowledge with Android development. I started to mess around with react Native these days. And so much time on configuring the environment of everything... Emulator, SDK, ADV... Still doesn't work... Spending hours and days waiting for a miracle. And then the emulator launched. Thanks God.

As a fresh graduate in Hong Kong, majoring in information engineering. I still don't know how to explain what my major related to... And don't even expect me to know any node , react , angular, docker, etc...

Setting an environment on my shitty Windows 10 notebook is a real pain