!rant
I was added to a private Trello board today, of a company that I’m not a part of.
I don’t know if I should mess around with their boards and move stuff around, just leave the board, or better yet, relieve devs of their assigned tasks.
😆

Why the fuck do all these good fucking companies need that proven fucking 3 years of work fucking experience to join? You gotta fucking start somewhere

Never spaces always tabs👨🏻‍💻

Siri is high on life

This book be like

Friend: Can you explain this?
I(clueless): Sure ...

Parent threads watching over their children ones

The problems people face

Fixing bugs one at a time

A friend of mine updated his status to 'I love my girlfriend <3'

It's one thing to love, it's another to be a pedophile 😲

Which way did the programmer go?
-He went data way.

*cries in corner*

A friend of mine once asked me to send an entire TV series as an attachment to an email.
I fell off the chair laughing.

As I got back on it, I realised we aren't far away from that day. 🤘🏻

Ideal life?

I wish Avatar builder adds this😂

Cable porn
No not the one on your old TV

When you're in the zone you're in the zone

A tale of wireless cracking:

Have learnt brute force method. Evil twin method: check. WPS hack: Done.

What worked?
nameOfThePlace@123

smh

I'll just leave this here

Your mama so dereferenced she dates the garbage collector

My developer girlfriend 'throws' a book instead

Gj Apple!

Get this one right