Tell them to send you the laptop. Let see what they send.

There was time when we didn't had internet and still used the computers.

@Yivlx Can i give +1 like 20 times to this guy for that amazing idea.

@devleb Yes, not a good idea to accept a counter offer. Many times those huge raises on the spot are desperate needs to finish a project and they end up firing you once the project is done. Because they don't see you as a reliable person. Had that experience 5 years ago.

@Yivlx Will consider that option. ;)

@azork I know that. And i have the best relationship with past coworkers. But this is one of the cases where there has never being any bridge at all. Just a plain asshole manager.

@g-m-f LMFAO, good one!

The day my boss yells at me i will punch him in the face and quit that job.

@atomicTurtle LMFAO. Very true.

@Niro AWESOMEEEEE! Thanks buddy. Already emailed @dfox about it.

Good one!

Hardware Porn

You should had called security on him

LOL.Yes, i've done with my finger, mouse pointer. even with a sheet of paper.

Nice! Which keyboard is that? Looks awesome

I look for another place. But next time he disagrees ask him to ellaborate on why he think that it is 3 hours.

I feel you bro.

I'm wondering how many John Smith or John Doe will be around?

LMFAO "forcing all its childrens to be wrapped in a block" LOLO

That would an amazing stress ball!

Ignorance at its finest.

I wished i can give this rant a +1000
i went through that shit in a past company and still in the current one. My manager used to ask "how many hours will take you to do this" on every fucking task during the sprint planning meeting. why don't you fucking estimate for the sprint asshole?

@bioDan we got your point man! we are just having fun here

WTF

tail -n2 file.txt

$('your_button').trigger('click');

Amen!

@ardinent the keyboard on the right lools like a Happy Hacking Keyboard Pro. It is freaking awesome

34, programming since i was 8 on Pascal 5.5

Then you will love this. Download a program called "gource" and execute it inside your project. it will read the git log and render a beatiful animation for you and your team. enjoy it.

In the trash bin