!rant

Today i got a job offer for 20k more than i'm making right now and a better company and culture.

I can't wait to see my managers face when i tell him. He has being an asshole since i started.

Nice try

Pac-Man's life took a wrong turn

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

Chuck Norris doesn’t use web standards as the web will conform to him.

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations…ever.

Chuck Norris can do Web Development in Assembler.

Regular Expressions.

The art of combining brackets, slashes and dots until something happens.

This is an example if stupid documentation.

//Just like magic
try {
....

WTF! THIS IS PROGRAMMING, NO FUCKING MAGIC OR MIRACLES HAPPENS.

Dance like no one else is watching. Encrypt like everyone is.

sudo rm -rf /

Add the next line when you don't want anyone to mess around with your code. ;)

// Autogenerated. Do not edit, all the changes will be undone.

Never, ever, ever, release on a Friday. But.....
if you do.
Add this step as part of your production push process.

Not a rant.

But, who loves to run gource on your project's directory and gets excited staring at the awesome animation created based on the git logs.

+1 If the whole team stares at it and yell "Look, thats me adding the .... component"

This quote made my day.

"Dependency Injection" is a 25-dollar term for a 5-cent concept. [...] Dependency injection means giving an object its instance variables. [...]."

When you override a CSS class

I just want to shoot myself. This happened to me today. I will replace the name of the person for privacy issues. i joined this company a week ago.

my question:

"hey [co worker name].
How can i install a tool on my sandbox. I'm not on the sudoers file. Have you used "ag", is awesome to search code and nicer than grep

https://github.com/ggreer/...

is actually available as a centos package in the repo. 

the_silver_searcher.x86_64 : Super-fast text searching tool (ag)

but i don't have permission to install it

my co worker's response.

For that you would need first to create a presentation and show it to the team, explaining the benefits of that tool over what we have right now

That presentation you would show it to the team and from there we can do corrections and any other verifications in order to have a meeting with Jorge and DevOps to show them the presentation

These one is about recruiters.
I'm a Zend Php 5.3 Certified Engineer and have it listed on my linkedin profile and also being a php developer for the last 6 years.
Got this recruiter on the phone.

Recruiter: Hi, i saw your profile on linkedin and think you're great fit for a position i have available. Do you have any experience in PHP?

Me: Hangup the phone.