How web server works. Brutal reality simply explained. #symfonyCon

Every single time

DevRant, who else is into podcasts? My favorites are the Tim Ferriss Show, Developer Tea & Modern Love.

My computer thinks it has a sense of humor.

This guy!

At my old job, me and a colleague were tasked with designing a new backup system. It had integrations for database systems, remote file storage and other goodies.
Once we were done, we ran our tests, and sure enough. The files and folder from A were in fact present at B and properly encrypted. So we deployed it.
The next day, after the backup routine had run over night, I got to work and noone was able to log in. They were all puzzled.
I accessed a root account to find the issue. Apparantly, we had made a mistake!
All files on A were present at B... But they were no longer present at A.
We had issued 'move' instead of 'copy' on all the backups. So all of peoples files and even the shared drives have had everything moved to remote storage :D
We spent 4 hours getting everything back in place, starting with the files of the people who were in the office that day.
Boss took it pretty well at least, but not my proudest moment.

*Stay tuned for the story of how I accidentally leaked our Amazon Web Services API key on stack overflow*

/facepalm

IT: Hi, how can I help?
User: Hi, I can't get onto the wifi / internet, my computer says "No Signal".

IT: Hm, we don't have wifi, your on a cable, what exactly is saying no signal?
User: Its just on the screen here.

IT: No but where, are you inside a browser, or is it a popup down the bottom corner?
User: No I haven't got that far yet, it just says no signal on a black screen, then it flashes and says no signal in another position.

IT: ...... did you turn on your computer after turning on the monitor ... thats the screen saying no signal from the computer.
User: ah yep, thats it, thanks!

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A group of wolves is called a pack.

A group of crows is called a murder.

A group of developers is called a merge conflict.

Love winrar

Looking at the amount of Samsung Note 7 rants, I have to restore the balance with some classic Iphone bashing ;)

Sadly this is true:

["Hip","Hip"]

//Hip Hip Array

LOL 😂😂😂

By day, I'm a developer.

At night, I'm a father of two awesome kids and a husband to a fantastic wife.

Stop fucking asking me to work after hours! Just because you sacrifice your life to the office doesn't mean we all do.

GIT Cheat Sheet

80/20 rule

80% of complaints come from 20% of its customers in which 80% of them are dumb.

Friend found this at his office

How to break a chatbot (well done).

All the time everywhere.

Manager: I need estimates for your sprint tasks

Me: I've never done any of this before, my estimates have no context and are effectively worthless

Manager: don't worry it's just for the Jira board.

Me: OK *gives estimates*

End of sprint comes...

Manager: Why isn't task X done?

Me: *sigh*

I don't miss my old job :)

Here we go my first rant...

yea, basically me learning right now.

Nothing to say here...

Me at dinner time

haha this made me laugh

There are 11 types of users

Periodic table of DevOPS tools
https://xebialabs.com/periodic-tabl...

And that was enough encouragement

Well, at least there are no errors...