Bird 1: oh no.
Bird 2: don’t worry, he only has one stone.

i don’t know what docker is and at this point im too afraid to ask.

i read an explainer on it every few months. i’ve used it a couple times. still don’t know what it does.

“it’s a container!” okay.. so is my tupperware. it has beans in it. what’s your point.

why does every other culture get a horrific holiday entity that strikes fear in the hearts of children? all we have in america is a fat guy invented by corporations.

it’s not fair :(

im gonna find the guy who invented typescript and throw him into a vat of butter

Chipi chipi chapa chapa
Dubi dubi daba daba
Mágico mi dubi dubi
BUM BUM BUM

many established digital artists i follow recommend using traditional mediums (ie. pencil, pen, etc) every now and then to improve. it's another way to strengthen your foundations, like drawing boxes or a page of parallel lines.

is there an equivalent in coding? something you return to whenever you feel like you're stagnating or veering into "bad practices" territory?

the only thing i can think of is this video i am strongly encouraged to watch every year:
a talk about event loops by philip roberts.
https://youtu.be/8aGhZQkoFbQ/...

i have a confession…

i’ve never worked as a dev.
i draw japanese cartoons for a living.

did i miss something…

there are a ton of vague posts about bullying/being bullied all of a sudden but i can’t seem to find the source

deets? pretty please?

python isn’t so bad i guess…

if the stars align, i will have a dobie sometime early 2024. i want to only go through ethical breeders, so the wait has been long, but it’s worth it. i’ve never had a dog before and i’m SO excited !!!

pic is of momma and one of her puppers from a previous litter, but we will be keeping the ears floppy :)

i have not been able to get a single error message to show up for hours. not one console log or warning.

i’m ok.

……

mmmmmmmmMMMMM
AAAAAAAAAAAAUUGHJHGHHGCGGVBVVGFUCKIGNFUCKPIECEOFSHITAFGJHFD

it’s called gen alpha because no valuable knowledge can penetrate an ipad-kid’s skull

how many users on devrant use avatars that don’t reflect themselves at all?

i wasn’t impressed with the character builder at all. no funky color options or stupid hair :(

thankful for the new guy that handed me the opportunity to explain what the “cd” command does by linking him a pastebin that just says C DEEZ NUTS

i once asked chatgpt if i was a good person and it used what little input i had given to reason that i am.

i was having a really shit month and broke down in tears.

i was so ashamed of being vulnerable that i chose to be comforted by lines of code over a human. even now, i can only post this this because i’m functionally anonymous on here.

i don’t know where i was going with this. tell your homies you’re proud of them. you’ll probably make their day.

me after seeing a completely warranted and fair criticism about the framework i use

is there any way to reset my avatar to be blank? i wish to not be perceived.

but if i have to, i will be a silly mohawk man

i do not know how i fixed it, but it works so i’m done for the day.

any potential repercussions are a problem for future me