@linuxxx
No ifs or buts hand them over

Actually, just give me ten and then down vote something I've said every time it goes higher than 69

Sure, but if your plane is 10kg, something has probably gone wrong...

Or you've built an expensive drone that's only for platinum air miles rodents, and your plane company is fucked

Or it's made of paper and you've really really fucked up and might accidentally kill the person in front of you if you try and launch it across the office...

Or your scales broke when you tried to put an entire fucking plane on them

@linuxxx
😐
You don't deserve 12k

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(Give me your Ks mkay)

@aile11
Tipex!!!

Perhaps what you seek... is to be found, inside yourself....

xO

In that case, you won't have a clue what I mean! Move along now, move along :]

Ever used a belt before?

Ever used a laptop on your lap before?

... Ever done them at the same time?

........ Ever heard metal on metal before?

................ Ever seen something get scratched before?

@dfox has multiple tails (approximately 9)
We have yet to see them all simultaneously utilised

"Oh you do computer science? Why does my computer keep telling me to update java?"

BECAUSE IT'S ALMOST AS BIG A PIECE OF SHIT AS YOU ARE FUCKOFFANDDIEGRRR

@rewert "stick to one language"

Partly complete shit and partly wisdom.
It's far more important to learn how to *program* as opposed to a language, but at the same time learning a language at depth is both educational and a good asset.
Language mastery takes years of practice, so I wouldn't fret about it now.
Just get as comfortable as you can with the concepts for now and you're on the right track.

Good luck!

"... count the number of space separated words (as before) and then press ctrl-w that many times (as before)"

Too late to edit haha just have to add that in there..

Oops did i say w

Rate that

Apply proper design principles? Dry at least?? Tell me you fuckers dry??? You just hop out the shower and start getting dressed???? ARE YOU EVEN HUMAN?????

*one month later*
Ok let's check the dedicated Contact & Feedback server to see if anyone cares the wiki is gone
Huh that seems to be down too, let's reboot...

Msg1: Hi, is the wiki working?
Msg2: The wiki still seems to be down, any chance of fix?
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Msg42: GUYS FIX THE WIKI PLEASE
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Msg8999: GUYS DO YOU WANT ME TO LOSE MY JOB I NEED THE FUCKING WIKI
Msg9000: WHY THE HELL IS THE WIKI STILL DOWN IT'S BEEN 5 WEEKS WHAT AM I PAYING FOR
Msg9001: MY ANGER LEVELS ARE OVERNINETHOUSAAAAND

Close Vim for a baby, you have tough standards
Did you give her your house after she opened a jam jar on her own?

Am not impress
Observe my pure white beauty
Stun and awe ensues

Two tickets to The Magic Number Carnival Deluxe please

@cdrice
https://play.google.com/store/apps/...

@vanhoosr if you aren't seeing shit, you're seeing too much pillow

@itsdaniel0 yep still getting regular updates. Just added sonar tracking too using speaker and mic, looks like it works too, pretty sick

Ctrl Z
kill $(pgrep vim)
echo "vimftw"

@itsdaniel0
Sleep like Android?

#sleep patterns #fucked up
Have you tried going to bed rather than waving spreadsheets around at midnight?