@sgorneau good joke :D

@Elkstorm small company, and I'm charged with everything thats not simple.. And somehow I became the computer person..

@sylar a females work could never be this sloppy. :P

I think their point got proven.

@perfectdark i hate you you bitch.

@orijin look at you going all defensive about my boobs :P <3

@orijin can I? you get the ball :D

aw :(

@SithLord simply because we are not used to be fucked over by a peace of plastic and metal for hours. And hours. There is no communication. You can't sort things out with it. You can't negotiate for it to start working. You can't yell at it and it will poop it' pants and do it your way. You can't do fuck, and this stupid machine just keeps telling you "nope". Not even nope. Just it's shitty "database error" reply. Well fuck you too computer.
Conclusion - you guys deserve a medal of patience for putting up with this, so people like me don't have to. We owe you all a beer. And pizza.

sorry husband. But you did this to me.

go on..

i so feel your pain. now imagine having only woman working, and they don't even fucking try.

@bleestein not once :) we are together for 10 years, I'm used to, could even say I find it amusing :P

@helloworld I'm pretty sure he doesn't, since I'm there pulling all nighters with him so we could spend the day with our kid :) but dw, if you stop being such a huge dickhead maybe someday someone will love you too.

haha guys :) the real job thing is a joke I use around my husband and his creative friends.. ofc I love devs and their moments, but I'm just not a creative fuck like you and there are moments I really envy you for this - bottom line you have amazing jobs and I just made a joke:)
to answer your question I work in finance and accounting.
and ass doctors - gastroentrologists :)

@rozzzly no ofc not, I have a real job :D but no one understands how hard it is to love someone who goes on about pumpkin oil for months. before that it was ass doctors.

@rozzzly holy fuck yes! it's used for making salads. imagine the 5 hipsters all across the globe refreshing the page every 3min waiting for pumpkin oil to launch!

@azuredivay he married me, he knows I hate his job :D

wife here - he forgot to mention that he uses a toaster as a computer and the damn thing froze on me.