I think if I ever got a stress ball I would end up throwing it at people who cause me stress instead of using it for its intended purpose

22.30 PM: "Please ceheck all the points in (30 pages long extremely bad and scarce) documentation. Import doesn't work and customer is pretty unhapy."

me: "So do we have an error or am I searching for a needle in a haystack?"

PM: "Just general error."

FFS i'm sick of this. I can't even test the import because it's on a stupid retarded 3rd party software that expexts CRs on new lines and craps all over the place if it sees a Line Feed&#^$/!&@$&'

So a friend gifted me this for my birthday! Probably among the best gifts ever 😀

Literally JUST told a client FUCK YOU, PAY ME! We both gonna legal up for this shit.

My first photo
On my first work desk
At my first work day
Of my first dev. Work

I run a small business and sometimes I really think my employees are messing with me with the questions that they have about computers

Me : I'm a software developer.
Neighbor : Hey could you fix my PC it's not starting.
Me : *goes*
*Finds monitor cable disconnected*

*Facepalm level==69*