When I see someone with 14 upvotes, I'll just up vote so that they get the stickers (or I really find it funny/relatable 🙃)

Dev: "I've pushed some code. Give it a code review."
Me: "ok, i'll do it"
<<fast forward>>
Me: "Sounds good to me. Only thing, I wouldn't have gone for all those renames because that was not part of the request, maybe we can discuss ...."
Dev: "I like those names and besides, it's already deployed in production"
Me: " :| .... what's the purpose of a code review when you push straight into production ?

Code > Test > Fix > Repeat

sums it up!✌💨

Am I the only one here who doesn't maintain a GitHub profile?

Me as a sysadmin, and the devs approach with this:
hey "Linux", they network is stupid, the firewall is blocking the trafic from server1 to server2, pls fix.

The servers are on the same subnet with no firewall, so I log in to the servers and find out that their programs is not running.

This is something I deal with every day

When a project manager suggest using Wordpress

Spends 6 hours trying to fix all the bugs...

Missing a comma on line 3...

never been so true

It worked last night.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Sometimes I wish I could script other people's behavior.

There is too much I want to learn and not enough time 😭