@beegC0de not a contract job unfortunately - all internal.
If I were contracting then I'd be riding that gravy train all the way to retirement 😂

@AlmondSauce he legitimately sat down with a blank gantt chart with about 6 project titles on it - couldn't tell me a thing about any of them!

If he's a tester in more than name...

@SukMikeHok no regrets yet - and it cost me less than half that.
Seems to be sorted now after manually installing all the drivers.
Talking to dell support, it sounds like their own driver detect utility doesn't work, and their sccm driver package is out of date!

@-Tor or you can C# - cross platform, open sourced, free tooling, free runtime updates, enterprise backed...

@-Tor "after January 2019”, Java SE 8 public updates will not be available for “business, commercial or production use” without a commercial license.

https://itassetmanagement.net/2018/...

Nothing related to support from oracle there.

@-Tor sorry, but you're objectively wrong. From next month, Java is moving to a 6 month release cadence for the runtime, and runtime updates will only be available if you subscribe to them.
Got a Java based business application from a vendor? Sorry, but you're tied in to paying oracle now too!

Entity Framework Core is better in almost every way compared to Hibernate.

And you can really say C# has "hype" because its young - Java is only 7 years older than C# (1995 release vs 2002)

I've seen vastly more devs move Java>C# than the other way

I use C#, so no multiple inheritance, just multiple interface implementation.
And they all implemtent GetMoney(int amount)

Oh god, UI designers have found the bevel and radius tools in photoshop again!
Brace yourselves for an influx of "urgent" and "critical" change requests...

@N0-Flux-Given I thought about recommending /b as an "Internet content sensitivity training aid"

@Stuxnet next step for me is to stop them accessing the web/emails completely.
"You wanted 100% protection from everything, you got it. Oh, can't do your job now? Too bad, fuck off"
I'm usually pretty patient with users, but I've got a limit!

@Stuxnet that's the best bit - nothing that you wouldn't find in a Hotmail account from 10 years ago!
Just a link in the body (which our mail gateway url filter spotted and replaced BTW), and the subject line of "Fuck women in your town tonight"

So I killed an afternoon "writing a heuristics matrix to assess and filter content likely to cause offense"
At least thats what I told them. Fuckers glazed over when I said "heuristics", so I went for a coffee and hit reddit for an hour

@nathanchere 0% PHP across the whole estate!
In fact, only about 7 of those applications are packaged CMS - which are umbraco anyway!

Got well over 70 Web applications on Azure, with projects planned and managed in Azure DevOps (migrated from on prem TFS about 6 years ago)
Full CI/CD pipelines, automated build-test-release...
Less that 1 minute downtime in 5 years.
Been flawless for us!

For special occasions, I may break out a Blade Trinity reference, with "cock juggling thundercunt"

Twatwaffle is a favourite also

Wait until you get chance to throw the bug report back at the tester because their shitty repro steps don't have half the steps you need!
Getting a tester to accept that is like getting a Bentley in a fucking envelope!

@Commodore you get extra points for the "you taliban" comment 🤣

@Commodore you're right, but if he's successfully run npm install then something is borked - global install will prove or disprove this.
My bet; OP hasn't run npm install successfully yet. Delete node_modules and npm install - ideally from PS console instead of bash to rule out winderps+bash issues

@devemperor
I'm assuming you've done "npm install" successfully already, since there's a node_modules directory in your project.
Try this just for funsies - in the start script in package.json, add the full path to webpack-dev-server - eg. "node_modules/someDir/webpack-dev-server"
If that runs, you've either not installed webpack-dev-server gloablly, or it wasn't added to PATH properly on install

@devemperor do "npm run start" then post the error

Are you also triggered by terms like "binary"?
Or that certain coloured wires are called "black"?

If you don't like the concepts of primary/secondary or master/slave, you're in the wrong profession.

Also, you're a cunt

3x PCs (desktop, vm host, file server)
1x 2U dell poweredge
3x laptops
2x tablets (nexus 7 and an OG surface RT)
2x raspberry pis
1x beaglebone black

If we're counting out micros too,
2x arduino unos
2x arduino micros

Plus assorted other tech, like my drone, a bunch of GNSS gear, some SDR bits, and my solder station set up

@Root it's hard enough getting good quality acceptance criteria and repro steps as it is without getting them via bottle.
Though I love the idea so much I may need to look into it...

@njpugh90 similar issue here - 2x 22" monitors, but both cheapest they could find.
Asked for one of the dell 34" ultra wides for each dev... Lets see what we get

@Stuxnet I asked for maxed xps 15s.
The chance of that i9 goodness was too tempting

@endor ah, yeah. Should've mentioned that there's no remote in this setup - it's 100% automated (or at least it will be when I've finished)
There's a Pi on board that will handle GPS waypoint navigation, and an arduino that handles the rotor speeds, altitude and stability control. I powered everything on, and all was fine, so I had the pi issue an altitude command. The flight controller jacked up the throttle a little too quickly and off it fucked!

@endor yeah, this was the first flight test, so having the props attached was a necessity really. Prior to that, all my testing was done with the props off, but it's tough to test automatic altitude control when the thing can't fly

@windlessuser yeah - I was trying to diplomatic!
I'm sure there's some Indian devs out there that aren't awful - somewhere...