thank god, Microsoft decided not to use lignite coal for updating their OS. I was worried to update windows, it used to cause so much smog in the neighbourhood, one uncle even died because of lead poisioning.

now, I can update Windows in peace, no more pollution.

CARBON IS WHAT EVERYTHING IS MADE OF

Next Windows Update will be reducing child labor

For reference, the ICT sector is estimated to use between 4 and 10 percent of the world's electricity.

@jestdotty almost everything... and nearly all living lifeforms... but... im still wondering how ostream exists

I almost forgot that normal humans have gui-based updates... i prefer my fine tuned scripts. I bet my scripts are much more carbon efficient... unless you're one of those weirdos that makes every CLI some bright colour with only the text dark... if so, there's no hope for you anyways.