Why the hell do you keep commit+push your shit to the master branch! We have develop, feature and hotfix, you *************!

Just because you want to test something in prd environment, you don't mess with the master to build the production image. And you do not even rebase fucking develop branch and keep it out of sync you POS!

Excuse my language, thank you.

Excuse your language? you barely said anything of substance. Swear all you want, devRant hasn't turned yet.

Wanna see me do it? Okay I'll show you.

@superdupernova is a bitch ass cunt motherfucker. This cowardly piece of shit bitch can't even fucking start a proper fight. And @awesomeest is a worthless whore.

See? Not so difficult, is it?

Why you didn't protect the master in the first place?

@dootdoot proper rant is proper, have my ++

@dmonkey

I am new to the team and not the owner. I already gave them tips and how to improve, but they stick to their old mindset.

They still see me as a small potato

Lol... it's so amusing how sid cant handle his feelings. Apparently he's seeking attention/failing at gaslighting so hard that he's tagging me in random rants.

Tbh, it's pretty adorable. The irony here is that him pretending to hate me all started from him being insecure and defensive. He projected his feelings of inadequacy in a short call we had cuz i, never seeing anything he wrote before then, said "if you end up being a decent dev...". Apparently in his mind that's saying he's a shitty dev... even when directly explained otherwise.

Turns out, he doesn't know how to close a php tag... i didnt look too deep cuz im afraid of what his if blocks would look like... o.O

These mfs don’t understand the benefits of version tracking either that or they are purposefully inciting chaos

Some people just shouldn't have commit rights on the production branch.

@awesomeest If you had more than 2 braincells you would know that Laravel comes with those files out of the box that you don't really need to change. Your stupid cunt of a brain maybe cannot comprehend how a "framework" works.

Investors, employees, customers, clients you've got all of that yet you're a stupid bitch who thinks a closing PHP tag is what makes "good" code and is confused about what gender they/them/zey/zim are.

Dumb whore.

@SidTheITGuy i was actually having a pretty shitty week... then you just gave me a legit laugh. Thx kid

Yup, anyway you look at it... you just proved yourself to be a dumbass while trying so hard to insult me. It's literally still got me laughing, which tbh is super rare.

if laravel comes like that, and that's your reason for not closing a php tag:

1- Laravel is shit already (before even getting to the bloat of most frameworks) because it apparently is saved/built by *whoever contributes* and they are just fine with commiting a php file... missing it's underpants.

2- you are calling me a dumbass because... i don't inherently know that Laravel is/does/has/etc *whatever*... sooo, when did things get backasswards and it became smart/cool/not whorish...or whatever nonsense thing you spout as if relevant, negative, a burn, *anything else you come up with*... because you rode an awesome bicycle... WITH the Training Wheels on?

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@SidTheITGuy
3- you most obvious failure here... you are directly implying, proudly, that you didn't understand or even really examine the code that you republished as part of some personal yt tutorial repo for YOU to TEACH others?!?! And you dont know how a tag works...

Unfortunately it seems the general torrent of misinformation and pseudo-skills is still growing... youve reaffirmed this:

****NEWBIE DEVS****
Don't use Random YouTube vids for learning... unless it's a big group/authority/professional organisation that's well respected, Most yt stuff is about as valid/helpful to understanding tech/code as believing in chatGPT or any version of a debug/problem solving that has "chmod 777" anywhere... without a loooong list of replies to that dumbass, whod probably have deleted their account from shame.

Documentation and understanding the mechanisms BEFORE you use them.. definitely before you propagate misinformation and shit code on git/yt.