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My life hurts when I have to develop on someone else's computer and they use the "light-theme". #teamdarkside26
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She: I like people who takes risks.
He : I develop in a prod server.
She: My place or you place? 😉3 -
We must develop and test our code
...via VirtualBox...
...running Windows XP...
...using IE...
..with vanilla Javascript...
...help me...19 -
“Hybrid is the future, it’s faster to develop, more efficient and has no real downside or impact”
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Worst thing about being a programmer? Occasionally having to develop stuff you know nobody will ever use6
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A simple, open source Neo4j client written in PHP - help craft project decisions and develop as a team10
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Don't develop depression, develop a personality instead, be more outgoing and outspoken, work out, dress better and make your life shit that goes beyond coding.
Tired of people in tech being this way. Everyone acts as if monkeying away on the keyboard makes them some sort of autistic genius that is too good for everyone else.
Some of you have the social skillset of a fucking potato.
You code dude. Most of you develop websites...chill the fuck out.52 -
Note to self : when a client say "we want to develop 'exact clone' of SomeFuckingBigCompany" - Say NO.3
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I hate the fact I can't have any original idea. Everything I want to develop is already present on play store.7
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How to develop Android apps -
1. CTRL + C, CTRL + V, CTRL + C, CTRL + V...
2. ALT + ENTER, ALT + ENTER...6 -
What if Snapchat's filters are all a part of the government's plot to develop a facial recognition database? 🤔6
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If I ever develop a game:
if(username.startsWith("Xx") && username.endsWith("xX")) this.username = "XxNoneOfThisxX";5 -
Anyone have experience with xamarin here? How is it? I never develop an android before so what’s your opinion about it24
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When your company hires a third party to develop 2.0 version of your product after doing a proof of concept... Fml
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Company email sent around last night that 'for security' we need to use the latest software, fine. But we are also told only to develop in Edge as it's the newest and most secure browser, therefore is the only one we can use. There no way I'm using Edge to develop.
Fuck you, Mr Consultant, you've taken the company for a ride.
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If you need a programming language to develop a programming language then how was the first programming language developed?😵12
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The goverment says that you must develop using only one language in your entire life
Which programming language would you use? Why?37 -
Getting told by someone who is almost to stupid to open a word file how easy it would be to develop XYZ.2
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My sister who is quite a bit older finally realized that I can develop actually develop since releasing a phone game.
Obviously, she had to pitch her idea for an app. The idea was to be able to take a picture of food and have the program automatically recognize the food and ingredients and tell the amount of calories.
Does she think because I can develop on a mediocre level that I can make recognition software better than google?
Having to explain why I couldn't bc I sucked in comparison to large companies confused her.13 -
When you want to develop android apps but forever banned from publishing on Google Play for impersonating yourself...11
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Mom: "Hey! So when tour finished with your education as a programmer, can't you develop flying cars?"
Me: "... mom"4 -
Great opportunities now as per Managers:
* Develop a chat system like Zoom
* Develop anti-virus for Coronavirus
* Develop time travel machine to stop Coronavirus at the point it started3 -
My whole team like to develop the backend of a very complicated platform in python because it is fast to develop. And host the front-end under nginx. And run everything on windows. And without unit test.3
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My boss insists in develop the most unmaintainable ways possible like hard coding everything... EVERYTHING....
DDD (despair driven design)
😵😨5 -
Starting to develop a feature that may eventually render a department in our company redundant. Wish me luck8
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And now the bloody client that can't pay me is asking me to remove the search feature I spent days implementing as she'd asked me to not a week ago. She doesn't seem to realise I develop for money, I don't develop for good will and positive vibes.8
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My ideal job:
Getting payed to develop for awesome open source projects from home, at any time I like.
My current job:
Full time 9 to 6, outsourced security sysadmin, dealing with bullshit systems and stupid end users.
Getting home with barely enough strength to self learn and develop my own projects.
Just kill me3 -
Why the hell do you keep commit+push your shit to the master branch! We have develop, feature and hotfix, you *************!
Just because you want to test something in prd environment, you don't mess with the master to build the production image. And you do not even rebase fucking develop branch and keep it out of sync you POS!
Excuse my language, thank you.10 -
Have you ever been asked to develop something unethical by your boss? Did you do it anyway? Tell us your story.10
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People didn't find me cool enough when I said I develop websites,
So I ran https://github.com/svenstaro/genact as a screen saver.6 -
How the fuck do you people develop on Windows? 30GB of Visual Studio dependencies to get a compiler going, now this???
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After two months of NPM hell I have made the decision to stop trying to catch up to this Javascript insanity.
The salary I would make if I understood this shit is not worth my sanity. Most people develop a career, but all I seem to develop is RSI and a seething hatred for humanity.1 -
Nowadays I develop cross platform app, when I speak with an Android or iOS developer I feel like I'm summoning the satan.4
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Sometimes they only develop for macOS and not Windows. Beautiful apps are only meant for Mac. :(
This tweet: https://twitter.com/st8rmi/status/...
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i asked my senior "why we need a develop branch" and his reply was "-_-" , literally an emoji.
Ok ,well this might be a stupid question, but i have been in this organisation for 6 months and all this time these guys have not been able to make a proper release. either they miss commits while cherry picking, or they end up reverting stuff, or they are delaying the releases due to QA disapprovals, backend issues or management issues.
i proposed a simpler vcs :
1. `uat` is the source of truth
2. for every release we create a temporary branch `release-x.y.z` from `uat`
3. then we develop every feature in a branch cut from `uat` as `feat-abc`, code in it , and merge it back to `release-x.y.z`
4. finally we merge `release-x.y.z` into `uat`
where is develop branch supposed to be cut?
which branch is supposed to be cut from develop?
which branch is supposed to merge into develop?
where is develop supposed to be merged?
no one has answers to these fucking questions. but still they wanna confuse the whole team of 15+ android and ios devs about how to use which procedure
fml :/10 -
Discussion Thread.
With all the frameworks and libraries available and game engines to develop games, its now easier than ever to build stuff.
With this in mind, do you think its necessary to have a core knowledge of how stuff work under the hood? Or is it okay to build upon and develop new stuffs on the foundations available today?5 -
Visual Studio. Sure it's got it's quirks and bugs but it can handle pretty much anything you'd want to develop.
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when life gives you lemon, buy vodka and stuff. prepare good vodka martini. then develop an app to sell it across countries.
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That moment when you realize that the iOS dev uploaded to ITunes Store an app pointing to the devel IP and not the production one Omg! (i'm an android dev)2
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What do you use to develop?
If laptop which one + specs?
If desktop specs + favorite accessories?
What type of development?
Editor?6 -
Have you ever use the offline mode in chrome or set the data downloading and uploading speed.
It is the great feature in chrome. In that way you easily develop your offline site. Without disconnecting your LAN or Wifi connection.
Best way to develop offline site for developers.1 -
I prefer my own proprietary code over open source solutions any day. Might take longer to develop, but it hits the spot.6
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Can’t believe my sister said that the web pages I develop probably get more head than I do... she’s actually right, you know1
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If you are going to tell me you develop using TDD, it's a good idea to actually have tests in your test project.
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"Why the fuck it doesn't take the rules I've just wrote?"
Ow..refreshing "production" instead of "develop"1 -
Why Microsoft do not develop Excel with VBA for Android?
It will Super usefull Programming platform4 -
Dev industry develop so fast. This is because information available anywhere in the internet and people try to learn any programming language they want . But only few know whether they following secure coding practice or not
But the thing is most of Dev people dosent care about security. They focus just to develop a application but not to secure it?2 -
Doing react-native and find out I can't develop iOS apps on windows pc.
Fuck you Apple and your XCode1 -
I remember I couldn't compile a clean Xamarin Forms project on Visual Studio because of a System.TimeZoneInfoNotFoundException. The workaround?, changed my time zone to Central time USA-Canada. So apparently it is not allowed to use Xamarin in the third world...1
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git checkout origin/develop
git status
You are not currently on a branch.
Only computers and nerds can argue like that.
Expected behavior: I'm on branch develop, but nevermind, let's overcomplicate everything.9 -
Without data to support a feature...
How do you think we will be able to develop such feature??? For fucks sake 🤦♂️😂4 -
Sometime in the future someone will develop an AI that will study all of these rants and improve everything developers rant about.2
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While I’m here,
Do any of you know how I would start learning to develop iOS apps w/o an Apple computer?9 -
Does that look like a bug ? Or a feature ? It requires a considerable amount of time and effort to develop unattended remote access. How do these people develop such a feature as "mistake".
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Want to develop myself by working abroad for better experience, can't get a job abroad because I don't have enough experience.4
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Setting up a proper development environment with configs in JavaScript takes more time than to develop a small application you want to launch.5
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Trying to manage and develop five massive projects does not leave much free time and does not do much for my sanity.3
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Coding and standing up. Will these two ever develop a relationship and make me live 10 years longer?2
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Ha! I remember now why I picked windows over ubuntu as environment for developing, I can install simultaneously apps in Windows meanwhile in Ubuntu cannot because something gets locked! And FFS the drivers! And also there's no simple way to do simple things like install and get a desktop icon without having to touch some scripts! I mean WTF!9
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Hi devs,
I started to work as a freelancer just a year ago. I'm still a CS student. I develop apps.
I wanted to ask that if I develop an app for an individual, and they pay me. Does that mean, he can have my source code?
Or the source code has to be sold separately?10 -
My dev area of focus is Stack overflowing. When you develop orient to errors, stack overflow is the best way to progress.
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Develop a facebook canvas app with share to Twitter, LinkedIn, pinterest, reddit, Google+ functions...1
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So in the last time i was so into Java/Android that i "almost" forgot, how to develop a website... wtf3
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Finally started summer vacation and have time to develop something, but don't know what to make. How do u get ideas?😕2
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Know a guy who was a writer and stopped writing to develop games. Wonder if I'm headed to the same path.3
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PM: I want you to develop something I possible in a short time. Can you do that?
Dev: Never stopped me before...2 -
I'm confused about this.
Is it possible to develop a programming language using non English language like Hindi, Arabic, Japanese etc..11 -
The time it takes to develop a feature is the square root of the time it takes explaining it to the PM1
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I like to develop a Social Network for my final year project. You have any suggestions ? It will really help me to develop.
And I like to make it as an Open source project.7 -
Should I...
1. Develop a consumer facing web app with free access and use supported by ads?
2. Develop a consumer facing Web app with some free features coupled with premium features using a subscription model?
3. Develop a consumer facing web app with no monetization strategy strictly as a portfolio project?6 -
A few months ago I started to develop firmware for ARM architecture. Now I only see ARM. Every project, every machine, every thing is better with an ARM.
#LetsKillThe8Bits5 -
Anyone please recommend any JAVA IDE to develop desktop applications which support drag and drop control supper like Visual Studio?18
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I begin to develop the irresistible urge to break open everything I see and reassemble them, be it software or hardware.1
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Develop an Advanced Course on Udemy on the Qt Framework I've been working in for nearly 2 years non-stop now.
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Basic knowledge of iOS- en Android development necessary to develop with React Native, Ionic or NativeScript? If so or if not, why?3
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PM: let's show customer the new feature while it's still in the develop branch
Me: no fucking way this could ever happen -
Anyone has experience with Linux desktop software development?
I'm gonna develop a GUI software that should work on most Linux distros.
What is the best way to develop for Linux? I'm not familiar with python, I would prefer C++. I've used gtk+ long time back. Is it still good, or are there better options nowadays?4 -
So long story short:
I've been told to think about a new feature which is really helpful but it's a bit tricky. Tricky because many edge cases have to be considered. So I've thought about it tried to consider all cases wrote a todo list and was hoping to implement it.
But it came as it should and my coworker got that job :( as always if you really want to implement it yourself ;) -
I find it really annoying when someone insists that the develop branch is for production and not... development...5
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hey android developers
I want to develop dynamic apps.
Which one is good?
Ionic, Flutter, electron,....or any other?4 -
Sometimes I genuinely wonder what the thought process of some people is...
git checks out feature-X branch
git creates new branch off of it to work on something that has absolutely nothing to do with feature X
then opens a PR back into feature-X
Me: this has nothing to do with feature X.. i think you meant to branch off of develop and PR back into develop, no?
Them: no it was intentional .. feature-X will eventually end up on develop so I thought we'd get both features on develop.
I'm not even mad and this isn't a rant, I'm just really confused 🙂4 -
Which is better:
1. Developers who develop software writing documentation for the software they developed
2. Marketing people who market stuff writing documentation for the software the developers developed1 -
How do you deal with situation when u need to merge multiple feature branches to develop branch? All feature branches have develop branch as base. So as soon as one feature is merged to develop then there will be contlicts in other feature branches.
Should I merge first feature branch to develop, then rebase feature2 branch on most recent develop and then merge the rebased feature2 branch to most recent develop and continue like that?
What if later I need to do hotfixes for previously merged branches? Should I revert them then rebase them on most recent develop and once again merge it to develop? Or should I just make small commits for fixes.10 -
As a developer would you develop a software if forced to that violates other people's privacy?? The question us should you??8
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!rant
Can anyone recommend good materials to learn to develop apps for Android? I'm already fairly capable at C++, Python, etc...3 -
You think is a good ideea to develop using .NET platform? Or is better to use only JavaScript and his exstension?6
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When a junior developer forks new feature branch from his old feature branch and not from develop branch causing merge conflicts later!1
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Do you know any good frameworks, preferably with a large community and some popularity, to develop progressive web apps (PWAs) in Python?4
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I was trying to build this AWESOME react native application.
1. install npm and react native [3 min]
- oh wait install yarn [about 10 min]
- how about expo 1 min
- and install expo on my phone [ 1min]
2. create a react native app
umm install pod [10 min]
run npm ... figure failures and stuff [20 min]
it's been almost 1 hour now and I forgot what I was building.2 -
What are the languages that can be used to develop an Android application? and also which is the easiest one apart from java?8
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I feel that it's better to develop in Kotlin, for android, as a beginner, given the recent announcement.
Any other suggestions?12 -
Me: You didn't squash that PR into develop....
Them: There was no option to squash...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 🙂7 -
Learning to develop. I must choose:
1. UWP
2. Android
3. iOS
4. Xamarin.Forms
Please give me suggestion, thank you!10 -
Parents offered to get me a surface for Christmas. How is it to develop on other than the small screen?5
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well my username contains "bugs" within itself (rvbugs0), will people trust me to develop softwares for them .😓1
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Just came from professional school (is it correct? - school during apprenticeship), I have to develop some features for a project - and finish writing the documentation and User Manual .. but.. but.. first I need a coffee - a Big coffee :D
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If one day you wake-up with a billion idea (tech/app) in mind.
What would be the stack for develop it?5 -
I feel like a slave being whipped when my company says: "Develop faster, faster, fasterrrrrrrrr!".
Sigh.4 -
Anyone tried to develop react native with expo-cli inside of a Docker container?
I'm having trouble getting the livereload to work :/3 -
Can anyone explain to me how my colleagues managed to develop something where multiprocessing.Queues can't be pickled in python!?
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Have a question about git rebase with android studio.
So I have a feature branch which I finished working on, I made a pull request to develop branch and now I see many conflicts because develop is few commits ahead.
In android studio I switched to my feature branch, then did a git rebase develop and resolved all conflicts. After conflicted files were fixed I did a git add conflicted_file and continued with git rebase --continue until the end.
Now everything is finished. I have a local feature branch that was rebased to current develop, and I resolved all conflicts.
Problem is when I do a git push to my remote feature branch, I get a merge conflict error conflict from android studio and now I have to solve all merge conflicts yet again for some reason.
What I am doing wrong?2 -
What do I need to develop android games, do I need necesarily Android Studio and Unity? I want to develop a game like Bitcoin Billionaire (search it on Play Store if you don't know what game I'm talking about)12
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This feeling when you have 20+ devices which you use to develop and/or test have flash flood alert.1
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Had a new dev take us to merge conflict hell due to rebasing... we have meeting saying we are going to do git flow.....
manager who agreed makes branch project/releaseName based off of develop only to have us mr to that branch to then mr back to develop....
Had massive conflicts mr into that branch (i kept up to develop) and then had conflicts mr that branch to develop........ on a sunday night... great2 -
I'm a self taught web developer, I know I can develop great apps, but my code doesn't feel structured... It gets messier as I add more features, and this makes it harder to develop and keep track of everything.
How can I improve this, are there any processes to follow?5 -
Question about git. I worked on dev branch and made 10 commits.
Then I squash merged 10 commits from develop to master and made a release build.
Now problem is if I make a pull request from develop to master bitbucket will still show that master is behind (because develop has fixes in 10 commits while master has all of them squashed in 1 commit).
Now my question is whats the best way to make sure master and develop are synced (basically that master would have everything what develop has) ?
should I just merge master into develop back after the release?9 -
Git Question:
Semiunusual state here. Have a branch I'm trying to merge into develop and there are a LOT of merge conflicts, some head way has been made in this merge branch..
HOWEVER
I'm wondering is there a way to "suspend" the branch/merge progress and go back to develop?9 -
Question about GIT regarding intellij idea. I have a local branch develop and I perform a git fetch via GUI. I see develop gets a blue arrow meaning that there are some remote changes that happened. In the past I would just click on that branch and click update, but I noticed that sometimes fetched commits from remote get applied to my branch in a weird way, for example they get merged. Later when I want to make an MR I get duplicate commits because git doesnt recognize that my branch has these changes already.
Right now I just delete that develop branch and check it out again, to make sure I'm working on a proper develop.
Wondering if there is a better way of doing this instead of deleting develop branch and checking it out again each time?5 -
Aways wondered how developers are different from programmers. Developers write programs and combine them together to develop an application. It Isn’t true?13
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Do you know why I like to develop for iOS?
Cause I enjoy the challenge of making shitty hardware run faster.2 -
“Here is an example for Kotlin programming language to develop Android app!” https://medium.com/@myinnos/...
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What's the best way to learn how to develop android code as I would like to but have no idea where to start?1
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When not even google can develop a HTML page so it displays correctly in Edge.... Seems Google needs to hire new web developers... Why should it be so hard to develop a HTML page with proper CSS?
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Deliberately and actively develop your mind.
Reaching higher levels of consciousness is not only possible, but necessary for a greater life.
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Hi everybody! I'm just learning to develop UWP app so How many ads network for UWP now, Thank you!1
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Was given 24 hours to come up with a payroll solution
opensource or develop one
any opensource resource to help ?7 -
At the v5 of WordPress, is it worth the effort to learn how to develop a theme for it? (Only for blogging purposes)4
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