Got this from an online crane game (there's another pic, retracted)... anyone else see this and think of @SidTheITGuy ?

Side note: typing his handle is kinda shaking... i mean if hes considered IT... if the small amount of us old school and/or real tech people even got -40% from a meteor or something...the world is doomed... i highly doubt the sids of the world could start a fire, know basic irl skills... or simple electronics even. o.O

...wait, is this what kids are referring to as "woke"... im still fuzzy on that...so are they, ive asked several-- conflicting definitions.

This is its original form

Forgot to flip at first... too funny not to show

Sorry what is this thing again? 😅

It's a good thing that you don't have a uterus. There's some hope for humanity after all, given that your kind won't spread on this Earth anymore.

But even if you did have a uterus I wonder what lowlife fuck would take the effort to fuck your ugly ass. It'd need 25 beers minimum to be able to find you attractive.

@ScriptCoded Google image search suggests it's a "radish knife telescopic sword mini swing sword radish knife spiral telescopic sword toy", whatever the fuck that is. Previously for sale on temu but now sadly discontinued.

is that a buttplug or my micropenis?

Wait, it’s not a sex toy?

@Lensflare That's a matter of preference, I suppose.

@ScriptCoded im reeeeally good at crane games (weird autistic super power?) ...ive actually made quite the impact on a few of the large crane game apps... like numerous policy/pricing changes because of me. I dont really care about the prizes but i get ~8k usd a year in prizes most are donated to charity (toys for tots, big brothers big sisters, homeless/dv shelters(online crane games even have underwear and beyond nowadays)etc.)

So with this pic u have all the info i do... tbh im not even sure if this looks wrong like not throw in with kids toys wrong (a friend's wife is my compass for that, sent 1 her way yesterday)

Fun fact: this is about half of the reason the IRS has hated(and frequently audited... incl in person 3x) me since 18. Other big reason is i like to melt things... which ive been told is "fine art" , mostly glass some metal... charity auctions. The IRS isnt big on deductions seemingly from nowhere... but all well documented(always underdeclared)

@SidTheITGuy lol... you're adorable. Just like the kids on xbox. Sry sydney im not insecure... frankly, im deceptively adorable... doesn't suit me tbh.

Never had a shortage of guys, or girls, that want me. Even back when i was waay fatter... tons of interest. Unfortunately i have too many turn offs... like wilful ignorance, guys with napoleon complex, volatile insecurity, pussies(mostly just the personality type), etc.

@SidTheITGuy oh... i missed the best part of your comment!

You think u could drink 25 beers???
Is this like a 25beers in 24hrs thing?

I doubt youd be able to stand after 7 or 8...

@Lensflare i knew i liked you. We should chat elsewhere... german, logical software engineer,great, understated, sense of hunour... have telegram? (Same name as here)

@awesomeest nope, I don’t have telegram. But I’m flattered for being hit on 🙂

Cortana, what the fuck am I looking at

@Lensflare not sure if im hitting on you... wed need to talk further to know that... but u seem pretty awesome. Do you have.... discord, whatsapp or skype? (Ordered by pref) ive been meaning to get back on matrix at some point and do have email as well?

@Lensflare don't fall for this cunts flirting or whatever she calls it. She's an ugly bag of trash that stinks up the whole neighborhood whenever this awful piece of shit human being starts to speak.

@awesomeest

@awesomeest discord, same name as here. If you need the number, it’s #5296

@awesomeest and @Lensflare

please invite us to your wedding when you guys are done chatting

@d00td00t deal

@d00td00t lol... if u knew me and saw what you just commented, youd still be laughing minutes later, and likely random points throughout the next day or so

@SidTheITGuy are you admitting to...
1. Having enough money for a plane ticket (or more likely being a stow away on some barge)
2. Coming all the way to michigan
3. Stalking me to learn my habits
4. Sneaking close enough to sniff me

...seriously? But you say im the *whatever juvenile insults sid knows on a loop*?

@awesomeest I think I saw you yesterday. I was in Kaufland in Kleve and saw something that looks like you. It's the Yippy drink!

I have no idea why i should be lolling, but I want some random points!

I think I could beat you at a crane game.

Why aren't you on drcc matrix, it seems you fit right in 😂

Melting a sandwich atm

@retoor ok... ill put getting back on matrix (likely a new acc... *fingers crossed* i dont think i used my normal tag the last time) today... its now offically in the queue of shit to get done

@retoor also...

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

Ooo... if you are good enough that it'd be entertaining... how willing are you to whore out your screen rec gameplay captures and possibly some voice audio whilst playing? For profit ofc

@d00td00t
>Where's kleve?
I assume germany but i normally know most cities there...at least decent population ones.

>Why were u at Kaufland

>Do you think i live in germany? If so, specifically, why?

> do you know what I look like?

>all those other questions... though id still like answered... are otherwise pointless as im waaaay too handicapped to be walking around german walmart in the winter plus my current condition, even if i lived 1metre from the store.

Also what thing looks like me? Assuming you answer yes to the aforementioned about appearance. Plus, wtf is a Yippie drink?

@awesomeest googled, it’s a juice bottle with a cartoon bear on it from Germany. Not sure how it looks like you

@awesomeest

No idea what you look like and where you live. All I want is some random points.

And because I am a fish with a short term memory, I only know what I did yesterday -> Kleve for some groceries and fuel.

@d00td00t I gave you some random points 👍

@d00td00t bro, I gave you 2 extra points
-one for having to deal with that asshole dev who pushed his changes before the weekend and
-one for having to deal with this same dev who refuses to learn git, and destroys codebases by committing to master without testing or going through a PR process

His ass should be fired

@retoor btw... i dont tend to fit in anywhere... except when acting... im near flawless at that. Personally i blame the Roman catholic church for their habits of ignoring reality to not pop their sudo bubble defenses. Was way simpler to just lie (not like i have the capacity for guilt etc)

... been acting phenomenally well since at least 9mo old if you believe what my relatives tell as a 'funny family anecdote' about how my brother (+4yrs) scrapped his knee. Cried, got candy... then within an he "it's almost like she rolled off the table on purpose but i couldve sworn i caught her before the ground", just started walking b4 that... now refused to use leg and cried about it... ofc getting candy/toys.... lasted a month til i was caught ar the drs waiting room (visit #3 with mom being an advanced nurse and clear xrays) apparently i looked around, saw no one, so stood up and walked to the toy bin... saw someone, fell on my ass and cried.
Then 16yrs of exactly "oh honey, you're normal"

@TeachMeCode kleve??? How was he in it then?

@d00td00t shameless, blunt, begging... with some effort (even if subpar) is points in my book... honesty, no masquerading and attempting interaction.... unfortunately just that raises the curve for society.

There's a pic... now u know... maybe can come up with something better. Gl kiddo

@awesomeest in what exactly? Lol. My man @d00td00t is kiddin around, making silly stuff up like saying you look like a bottle of juice with a cartoon bear he saw in some place in Germany, admitted he didn’t know what u look like. He could’ve just as well said you look like an eight legged giraffe with a Batman suit holding an iPhone.

He could’ve easily said he saw ME in Germany and that I looked like a box of captain crunch. Might be an interesting place to visit, @d00td00t you Germans are cool people I respect

@TeachMeCode I'm dutch btw, but thanks!

Yeah and Yippy was on sale too, I bought 2 bottles lol

@awesomeest cool, I will try next time when I see something in the stores if I still remember...

probably will forget, because i'm a goldfish blub blub

@d00td00t @awesomeest maybe I should post one too. Anyway what do I look like-brown hair, moustache, pointy goatee, thick lips for a white full european descent American guy, glasses, shoulders broad, teeth yellow bc I brush like once a month lol

I’m too drunk to get a pic of me

@TeachMeCode You are the scumbag version of Johnny Bravo

@d00td00t oooh mama I’m Johnny bravo

@TeachMeCode in the juice. obviously

@d00td00t ooo hoe gaat het? Ik praat nederlands ook.... ik hoef alweer oefening.

@d00td00t he needs the muscles and blonde hair that defies gravity

@awesomeest OMG YOURE IN THE JUICE?? How did you wind up in a juice bottle?? Are you testing your new experimental shrink ray so you can squeeze inside one of those bottles?

Oooh I get it. You’re saying the bottles come with a free flavor enhancing dissolvable giraffe like how cereal boxes include toy prizes at the bottom! So you take the giraffe out of the bottle, take it out of the plastic, dunk it back in and it dissolves adding an extra layer of flavor to the juice.

@awesomeest like Simon Belmont from castlevania lol

FUCK! They need to bring that series back. “Die monster…you don’t belong in this world”-richter to Dracula in SOTN fuck that was classic lol