My First name, is also my Last name.

So it gets kinda akward whenever i fill out a form and when the lady at the booth notices i have the same names on both the First and Last name fields.

She points and explains to me which is which and everybody looks at me like im some 6 year old hahaha.

you can make them feel awkward, when you tell them with confidence, what your name is. As you just told us ;)
Or you can make it funny, and make comfortable for everyone, including yourself.

well, both my parents weren't very fertile. So when one of my pop's swimmers finally came through (no pun intended) he was so proud and happy. he named me after our family name. @illusion466

Care to reveal your name? No one will judge :)

something like Michelle m. Michelle. or John j. John@Michelle

@Michelle null n. null I guess

It seems your parents couldn't come up with good string names as well. 😂😂

Say your name in the style of James Bond to be extra cool. Instead of Bond, James Bond you'd say Bond, Bond Bond.

@notcool thank you :)
First I explain them what newspeak means, then I explain them what plusgood, doubleplusgood and minusgood means.
After that I tell them why I choose that name. It's at the same time a warning, that language can be used to manipulate people. But on the other hand, the word means something positive, because I tend to be a optimistic person.

@NullnVoid

> So when one of my pop's swimmers finally came through...

> Your profile: penetration testing.

Nice to see it inspired you to go into fertility research!

Ayy hahaha. @bittersweet

It's not Wird...
Mario Mario anyone?
Better then Luigi Mario...
Better yet... Join the NSA or something...
Agent Mario m. Mario at your service
Even better...
What's your name?
m&m...

@7root yep :) multiple times