I choked on my own saliva and I coughed so much I felt like my chest would explode, and now I've got chest pain because of it.

I hate life at this point.

hey, so sorry to hear that. When did you got this sick? could he probably bronchitis or asthma, but if you are in Delhi/other polluted area, it might be a seasonal flu

@dotenvironment None of that. I'm healthy and kicking. Just a random incident.

A true dev rant :)

It's because you are in the 30s now.

Don't try and swallow that much cum the OP.
Problem solved

@MammaNeedHummus I "get" what you're trying to do here. The joke didn't land this time.

@MammaNeedHummus don’t make fun on him, Sid has a legitimate problem, his doctor told us he has the cum bug. It’s a lil parasite that you get that makes you crave cum like 24/7. It’s fatal if the patient tries to eat too much at once. Looks like it’s already starting to happen…

@shovethisrant I'll give your mom a call later

Should have coughed and died lol rip