Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

shove a finger up your butthole and shut up, then.

Lucky that time is constant. And 1 day = 24h for everybody. (Maybe those who are in space, but I don't think that the body cares how fast you are flying around the earth)

@Grumm fly fast enough and you'll age slower :D

@SidTheITGuy shutting up is humanely impossible (we're social creatures, communication is essential)

@SidTheITGuy that's actually quite nice :)

Also, true

@retoor He always comments random gibberish and you're agreeing to whatever brain-fart that was?

@kanyewest yes

@retoor k

@kanyewest his random gibberish usually has more value than the most eloquent and wise of your statements, so.... go figure.

@kanyewest No, others will age faster. You will age the same. Unless you are frozen...

@Grumm

Yeah well mr.Sherlock, others aging faster while you're aging normal means you're aging slower than others.

another tosensei level braindead over here.

@kanyewest yes, you age slower than the others. but you don't age slower _than you would otherwise_

in your personal reference frame, nothing changes.

but don't worry, nobody expects you to even understand simple topics, so don't beat yourself up about being too dumb to grasp relativity.

@tosensei applies to everyone, relative to their spacetime. such a simple statement becomes a complicated argument by two tosensei monkey retards. Nothing personal, but have you thought about stopping to waste of oxygen?

@kanyewest hey, you finally did it! you found an insult that doesn't involve the hair of my avatar, i'm proud of you.

you still oughta stay away from relativity, though.

@jestdotty okay, what tf did you smoke today, and can i have some?

because that's just what "They" want you to believe. the truth is that taurine makes you produce huge loads of bullshit, usually in forms of utterly nonsensical conspiracy theories.

by the way: basically any and all taurine used today is synthetic. so you don't need cows for this. but i'd recommend going straight for adenomchrome, it has a much better tinfoil-hat-factor. i know so because the reptilluminati told me.

@jestdotty you still didn't tell me what you were smoking, that shit must be out of this world.

by the way, make sure to drink plenty of bottled water and eat lots of fish, you need your weekly 5 grams of microplastics ;)

oh, and what do you think - should we also bring back leaded fuel? seems like this was pretty popular around your circles.