Me: I mend shoes

lol

So true

In retrospect, I really fucked this up.

Teach me, oh wise ones

"I work in computers but don't know anything about your stuff" is my line.

I believe that's pretty close to 70%

While this is true, 8fact is entirely fake.

They'll ask you anyway, despite they don't know you work in IT :D

Mhm
My mum always please fix my PC, Printer then the router and our W-lan Amplifier...

son, could you fix my printer ???

I'm a software engineer. I think that sounds abstract enough for most people

I'm a multimedia artist

@Huuugo that only works for doctors. If you say "I'm an android app developer", people will ask you to fix their computer "because you already know more than me about it, even if not about the specifics, right?"
If you say you are an engineer, people will ask you to fix their computer "because that has to be easy for you, doing much more complicated things at work"
It's like you have the duty to help people when they screw things up "you know about that stuff".
No one asks a plastic surgeon to cure a cold "just because knows abut that stuff", but people does it with you if you're on IT/programming/dev related jobs.

This

I write books...

Metoo

@Noob well, if 8fact is entirely fake, then so this post. Right?

@whatevel to be fair, this does seem like a made up number. Despite it being funny.

@DLMousey HAHAHAHA