Coming home from fking my hot blonde gf in the morning and im late for my job! Fuck the job i got bitches to fucjk

Three minutes probably. Four because you had to take on your shoes

@retoor 6

Did you get her to use a smaller size in the end, or is your arse still sore?

I cum in about 40 seconds, but I make up for it with my unparalleled tongue skills

@kiki i failed to cum completely im too tired and stressed

So you still pretend to be that poor Instagram dude, huh

Slow, gentle and affectionate wins the race. It doesn’t have to be all pump & dump.

If you’re just enjoying each other in the present with a gentle & affectionate touch, it can be very soothing almost meditative. Good for reducing stress.

@lotd I'm not sure how realistic that is for someone who boasts about his shits on the internet.