Here's how I describe my workplace:
- a mid dev that will stay mid forever
- a senior but with junior skill
- a mid but actually a junior
- a verbose dev, people having rough time trying to understand her because her explanation is always blown up
- a PM without enough technical skill
- a dev with personality like a moody teenager
- a contractor but acting like a customer

Did I miss anything? 🤔

Lemme describe mine.
- Competent enough tech lead
- Good techie
- Good techie
- Techie who's skilled but has issues with women
- Good techie
- Incompetent techie
- Good techie
- Amazing Techie

- Mid organiser
- Overworked but skilled organiser

- Sales guy who sells too much with too little technical knowledge
- Silent sales guy

- Competent supply guy

- Questionable accountant lady

- Boss#1 who's on the whole AI trip

- Boss#2 who's unorganised and lacking in deeper technical skill, yet a good person

- My colleague who's a good programmer and without him half of development would stop
- Me, decent programmer and without me the other half of development would stop

- angry hard ass leader guy, but you can ask him questions and he listens to logic
- a programmer someone left in the closet for 15 years and seems to not know basic things but he's nice
- annoying organiser lady who causes more work and stress and imo doesn't know what anyone's job is and bullies everyone into pretending to work or retaliates with rumourous insults, and also keeps wanting validation for her complaints about the client which I think is inappropriate behaviour
- quiet organiser guy who I really like because we have no meetings, just 2 minute drive-by's like once a week
- annoying programmer who thinks he's hot shit and is entitled (and later got fired for shouting and swearing with someone because he refused to budge on his code)

Here is how I describe my workplace:
1- A self taught coder who’s the most negative and toxic person I know. Has psychological problems but the company don’t have the balls to fire him because he is Jew (In Germany it’s impossible to deal with jews). No one want to talk to him.
2- The rest of Team.