What sides do you stand for in starwars?

I mean the jedi were grooming kids, they had it coming.

I vouch for those retarted bears. Also, star wars is lame

The sarlacc was basically just chilling and people kept coming and dropping random stuff in his mouth.

Subscribed to this rant bc i fucking love Star Wars

Wookies are miscarriages from carebears

The kids had to die. Otherwise we wouldn't have had the only good Star Wars movies 4, 5 and 6. Although, I am fond of the Naboobies.

Dark Vader can only choke. Oooeeeh, so dangerous

@retoor have you played the Force Unleashed? That is a really fun game. Get to do all the Sith powers. Would have been even better in VR.

@Demolishun not sure, but I loved star wars game on Playstation. Fighting with sword is fun and against many enemies at once too

@Demolishun sword fight would've been nice on VR instead of lame beatsaber. Only fun game on VR is red hot or smth. Avatar bending is cool too I've heard. But VR is just not worth the money yet

ok I do have a soft spot for the wookies. KOTOR is one of the best games ever made, and the wookie in it keeps sleeping in my heart. something something life debt, awww

but I hate star wars

@jestdotty wookies are like cats. They'll eat your face when you die

@Demolishun 1 was pretty good and I really enjoyed 3, 2 was a snoozefest. Of course 4-6 are the classics and the Han Solo movie was pretty good, rogue one was kinda boring but ok. I saw episode 7 and noped out of seeing 8 and 9 and this is someone who likes reading about the extra stuff not found in the movies.

The best part of epidsode 7 is a coin toss between kylo ren acting like a spoiled teen kid who got his call of duty game taken away when smashing everything with his lightsaber or when Han Solo made an inside joke about the Death Planet having a trash compactor room…actually Harrison ford was the best part about it

@retoor that's a bonus to me. no better compliment than corpse face eating!

@TeachMeCode 8, despite the casino sequences which didn't really have anything to do with anything, was the best new one.

@aymeassis4 you have spammed us for the LAST TIME (force chokes)

@TeachMeCode never heard of kucoin until today, got invited to kucoin WhatsApp group and now here. Seems to be upcoming

@spongessuck thanks! I’ll check it out. Since I survived 7 i can survive 8.

@TeachMeCode here is an accurate synopsis of 1, 2, and 3:

https://youtube.com/watch/...

@TeachMeCode one of the best Star Wars machinimas ever made:

https://youtube.com/watch/...

Fuck, I can't skip ads anymore. Fuck youtube.

@Demolishun thanks I’ll wait until I have enough liquor in me before I watch so I get even more lolz

@Demolishun omg…I can’t thank you enough for this vid. It is brilliant on so many depths. It’s a ploy on all the bullshit of modern Star Wars done so damn well! I can’t wait until my next alcoholic run when I watch it again and yes I’m totally going to forward it to my friends

Star Wars argument? All right, let's jump in.

0. The original trilogy is the best. It is about as quirky and cheesy and stupid as all the others, but in an endearing way. Bonus cinematography points for the lovely practical effects.

1. The prequels have the HIGH GROUND for their meme-worthiness, Natalie Portman, and the ludicrous Darth Jar Jar conspiracy theories.

2. Jedi Academy is the greatest sword and sorcery game ever conceived, and I will disembowel your grandmother with a spoon if you dare raise a single word of question.

3. The original Star Wars Battlefront was also an excellent title. Honorable mention goes to KOTOR.

4. Embrace the mother fucking dark side of the Force.

For further reference, you may consult the archives.

@donkulator ideal waste disposal

@gitstashio It's a bit shit for the sarlacc though. Imagine you're just lying there minding your own business, and a war breaks out among these small creatures you don't really understand, and occasionally one of them comes and drops one of their enemies in your mouth. It must be a right pain in the arse.

@donkulator true. Some sort of filtering system for food dropped into sarlacc pit should be set up. Perhaps it could only feed the things that are good for the sarlacc and the rest of the waste could be transported by "boat" to another land.

@Demolishun 3-6 are great, 1+2 are "meh" and 7-9.... they were the REAL disturbance in the force.

@tosensei why do people not like episode 6? Is it the Ewoks? Seriously I thought it had a pretty cool variety of missions and events

@TeachMeCode ah! Ewoks, that's the name of those lame bears. Wookies is from star trek right?

@retoor nope, wookies are the lame BIG bears from star wars.

@retoor Ewoks are those cool little teddy bear creatures from the planet endor in return of the Jedi.

And no, Wookies aren’t from Star Trek, they’re from Star Wars and from the planet Kashyyyk. They’re the huge ape like creatures, and Chewy himself is a member of that species

@tosensei got it

@TeachMeCode got it

@TeachMeCode "Ewoks are those cool little teddy bear creatures" - you misspelled "abominable"

I'm just realizing how close these kids are to each other with swords that burn on touch and cut limbs off with little effort.

@retoor isn't the second bear you posted the pedo bear?

@Demolishun no, that's an Ewok

@retoor hmmm, wild. Okay.

@Demolishun ofcourse it's the pedo bear

@retoor @Demolishun you both are correct. The pedo bear is an Ewok

Now I am even more confused. I don't think I even want to look to verify.

@Demolishun pedo means child and also in Netherlands we use the word pedo for pedosexuals. Now, there were Dutch people pretending to be kids looking for "pedo's" called the pedo hunters what thus translated to child hunters. Yh, they were very educated and no - it's not legal to hunt on pedosexuals and they did it on TV. Freaking awesome