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CoreFusionX326367dBecause code is objective, rational, systematic, doesn't have feelings, mood swings, needs, etc.
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Grumm165667d@CoreFusionX So : As an artificial intelligence, I am designed to be objective, rational, and systematic in my responses and operations. I do not have feelings, mood swings, needs, or any form of consciousness.
That last one is maybe a little creepy but it works no ? :P -
donkulator225067d@CoreFusionX In theory, yes. But I swear some languages are perfectly capable of going into a sulk because you did something they told you to do.
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codePain20767d@CoreFusionX True this Heartbreak is doing me bad .. am even failing to construct sentences properly ...
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lorentz1494067dCode is reentrant. You can try something, change it back and have it work the same way it did before. Part of the reason why some devs struggle so much with socializing is that we find the finality of both action and inaction terrifying.
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donkulator225066d@lorentz Unfortunately if you start every conversation with the words "begin transaction" people think you're mad.
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Chewbanacas51666dBecause a computer will make you orgasm when you solve its problems. When you try to solve a girl’s problems, you’ll just become someone she can’t come to to talk about her problems.
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jestdotty408666dpeople feel emotions when they care about something but can't figure out the logic to go from A to B that their emotions are fueling them to go in
so the expression of the emotion, the feeling the physical sensations, are an outlet of that fuel of caring
in programming it's designed for you to be able to go from A to B whenever you want it. in social things there's too many unknowns therefore if you care you'll have an overabundance of fuel and your body might have to leak that fuel out, whether it be crying or rage outbursts or drinking or whatever
here I'm assuming you got dumped because you were an emotionless robot though. cuz dudes are boring when no chemistry, and I think programmers are generally deadpan an awful lot. a girl will dump you for a lack of chemistry. just no fun. you might date them for a few weeks but then the novelty wears off and it's like fuuuuuck. nevermind then. also nihilism is very unattractive. it's only attractive to abusers who want to control people -
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CoreFusionX326366dMeh. Might be the autism speaking, but if I have to be single to keep not caring about bullshit emotional bullshit, so be it.
I absolutely do not want to deal with that kind of crap again. It was completely destroying my mental health.
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