Can somebody explain IoT to me like I'm a boogie eating fucking five years old kid ?

IoT = Internet Of Things
Basically your microwave is directly connected to @theNSA and reports your every movement, can manipulate your brainwaves, all for your comfort to be able to buy food by just tapping around on the touchscreen of the microwave.

Edit: Even @GCHQ has connection to your IoT things thingies.

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You make a wifi remote controller for your pc and slap it in your coffee maker

@PonySlaystation shit you found us... I mean yea... We uhm also do it for uh security sure, no need to be worried

You connect your toilet to the Internet

Everything will start caring about you. Especially your data.

You can control your wife's vibrator remotely while on a meeting

@azous although I'm a boogie eating fucking fiver years old, I like your explanation the best. Wish I could give more ++ 😬

Hahaha its just KISS in practice 😂

@CurseMeSlowly