Dear life,
When are you planning to get better?

Regards
Almost dead guy

do you have cancer or something

fix your almost dying and then it gets better

source: seem to habitually almost die a lot

Virtual hug buddy <3

Hey @dotenvironment, thanks for reaching out.

You are ticket number: 9864567885444678999642114. Now serving ticket number: 11.

Your case worker will be with you shortly.

Thanks for choosing us in your misery,

The Handbook of the recently not deceased publishing company.

If you keep on dreaming, your dreams won't happen. Same for questioning living, if you keep questioning living, living won't happen. Stop questioning and live

@jestdotty cancer is not needed to kill me, my company 's work load, my shitty habits , my loneliness and my exhausting family is doing a great job of killing me each day

@dotenvironment lonelyness caused by working from home by any chance?

@retoor nope, our office is hybrid , wfo is 3/5

I am born with terrible rng, can it be reversed? so far I have not succeeded

@UberSalt nope and good

@jestdotty 🖕