Lol Why did I try to pickup a chick, this shit too embarassing

Probably because you were hornii and wanted to humpii. Try more girls, don't bet on one horse.

You'll probably never see her again right? So you don't have to feel embarrassed for long.

Still in france?

Don’t worry about, there are plenty of them out there. Still hustling

At least you tried! There are plenty of sharks in the ocean!

@retoor Yea I am leaving tomorrow, thinking maybe I go to a bar but not sure, might just eat with my colleagues and call it a day

@UberSalt last evening in bar will probably escalate. Forcing yourself to make the evening amazing by drinking too much. That would be very retoorish. But retoor never drinks 'too' much. I stay decent

@retoor I don't like to drink too much, nothing worse than getting sick and vomiting all over the place

@UberSalt yh, well. That doesn't happen too me :P I think i didn't throw up for more than ten years or so because of alcohol

@retoor I found a website for prostitutes but I don't want to go that route, plus I make shit money, not gonna pay a pros 1/5 of my salary

Lol sad shit, I got no game but at least I talked to a bunch of girls today, plus I know I am no brad pitt.

@UberSalt i've heard that the sex with them is mostly bad anyway. What is sex without some kissing and cuddling afterwards?

Why does every other word in French have like 12 s's, but they don't say any of them?

am the type to get plastered drunk if my hopes ran out and embarrass the hell out of myself and have as much fun as irresponsibly possible as a last hurrah. always happens when I'm about to leave, I just cease caring and get riskier