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Who is this devRant user? I wanna marry her :-)

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  • 45
    @Nanos what if she turns and, surprise! She becomes he?
  • 2
    Oops
    @Nanos
  • 3
    That's okay, anyways ;)
    @HAlex
  • 3
    Let me check. Should I share the location or not?!
    @Nanos
  • 27
    What the actual fuck are you creepy cunts doing?

    @mshokoohi @Nano
    No wonder y'all are single.
  • 3
    Here is our Sherlock! @Nanos
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  • 7
    that's so fucking creepy
  • 3
    But it seems you are a rich kid of devRant! @Nanos
  • 1
    Leave c# man, go for python. That's much more fun and money there!! @Nanos
  • 1
    There is. Don't you use stack overflow?! @Nanos
  • 1
    I will code for you in case, don't worry :) @Nanos
  • 5
    Hum... Definitely looks like @Linux.
  • 18
    That's a bit weird. I feel bad for her, since now she has a bunch of guys searching for her across the world. :/

    And just a suggestion, you might want to try reverse searching the photo.

    Oh and just so you know, I've seen a few guys in my life with the same hair style, so just putting that out there.
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    Plot twist! It's actually a man
  • 1
    I don't have time to read the comments, so if it's already answered oh well.

    But how do you even know it's a devRant user?
  • 3
    Yeah you're right, girls don't need that much energy drinks.
    @Michelle
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    @Nanos
    If you think stalking someone you've never met is the same as trying to meet someone you've met before, then its no wonder your so desperate.

    Cmon bruh. Its not the same.

    Are you one of those people who thinks its okay to go to someones house who you've never met? Tf is wrong with you? Shits just creepy.
  • 4
    This looks like a guy to me.

    It could even be me, if my hair was brown and shorter.
  • 5
    @shellbug
    What if it is you? Looks like we'll never know... Unless you post a face reveal? ;)
  • 3
    Oh that's just @irene
  • 3
    @Michelle couldn't be, as I don't like energy drinks. If it was coffee or beer instead... 😁
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    @shellbug

    Well, that didn't work. You were suppose to say, "sure, I'll post one!"

    Oh well, I'll figure out another way...
  • 4
    @D--M
    How do you know I'm single?
    I think I take this joke too serious. It's just mentioning how much a developer may consume energy. The photo owner obviously made this funny pic to say so.
    I don't understand why do attack us like this. Calm down and enjoy rants here, that's why we are here.
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    @shellbug
    It's been a few days when I logged in, so I didn't see it.
    I could hardly see your face, but you do look alot like your avatar :D
  • 4
    I don’t think so, I get the first try at respecting her.
  • 3
    i would marry her for her dark background,

    and then that gorgeous hair dAmN
  • 3
    @ParkCity but do you reallly wanna marry someone who put a can on your laptop?
  • 7
    @Michelle I don't get why male devs always want to marry female devs just for being devs, especially without knowing anything about their personality.

    I'm glad my girl is a coffee addicted archeologist gamer with a little bit of coding skills sprinkled on top, but her intelligent dark humor, boundless curiosity and weird way of biting her lip while she's pondering questions are sexier qualities to me.

    If she had applied those traits to any other subjects, I'd still be madly in love with her.
  • 4
    @bittersweet "weird way of biting her lip while she's pondering" such a nice set of words ruined by "questions" 🤧

    You are indeed bitter sweet.
  • 4
    @CurseMeSlowly Laptops are tools, not shrines.

    I'm more appalled with the choice of sugared red bull. Good way to pack on 20kg a year and work yourself towards diabetes and stomach ulcers.

    For caffeine, drink espresso supplemented with a glass of water, maybe a flat white now and then or a sugar free energy drink as a treat. otherwise you'll barely make it through your twenties. I speak from experience...
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    @CurseMeSlowly My eloquence is currently inhibited by a severe lack of caffeine.
  • 4
    Somebody bring a medic for @bittersweet 🆘
  • 3
    @CurseMeSlowly I used to drink 4-5 500ml cans of Monster per day. Eventually you get cramps, and think vomiting every morning is just part of life. I made a complete recovery and lost 20kg, although I still drink a lot of strong coffee. It's not just red bull, drinking soda exclusively throughout the day is not great for your stomach acid levels.
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    @bittersweet how can people drink 4-5 such things 🤔

    I probably can only drink beer on same amount.
  • 4
    The can is on the DELETE KEY
  • 1
    They won't stay cold for long...
  • 4
    That's a he with long hair
  • 4
    BTW, I still think it might be a dude in a wig or with a really really good hair. 🤔
  • 3
    @Nanos
    ... What?

    You wrote all of that to justify you being creepy?

    I'm baffled, really.

    "Hurdur, its society's problem that I have to find a PERSONS LOCATION using exif data and I don't even know anything about them, even their gender is considered ambiguous at best"

    Do you realise how creepy that sounds?

    I'm sure when you meet them and explain how you found them they'll appreciate that. Followed by a restraining order
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    And btw CREP
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    @Nanos

    What issue? Your being a creep and then blaming society for you being a creep.

    Own your shit dude.
  • 3
    Wowwww. Are you guys making arguments or burning witches? 👀
  • 2
    She looks like a dude to me. 🤔
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