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This shit is fascinating, especially reading about the variations in function of the various brodmann areas:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

My favorite schizo-interpretation of this is "your head is full of bees."

i.e. brodmann area 10, which is thought to be responsible for memory recall strategies (basically an adaptive memory allocator and heap) has about 250 million neurons in a pinprick of a volume.

A bee has about 1 million neurons.

In otherwords: the part of your brain that decides how memory is managed has only the equivalent brainpower of 250 bees, lol.

Obviously a simplification-to-the-level-of-absurdity but it's fun to intentionally interpret something to the level of distortion.

random

brain research

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  • 3
    15d
    The part that deals with Excel has the equivalent brainpower of a spoonful of fruit fly maggots.
  • 3
    15d
    I think my bees are broken
  • 2
    15d
    "has only the equivalent brainpower of 250 bees" that's only if you are under the mistaken impression that processing power scales linearly with neuron count, and that the pure number is the most significant factor.
  • 2
    15d
    @tosensei it's probably power law actually, in terms of results

    but exponential in terms of showing off!
  • 3
    15d
    @jestdotty have you tried turning them on and off again?
  • 1
    15d
    The head of a bee contains 4 ants. Dogs have 500mln. Cats 250mln. A Retoor only has 1337 neurons. Easier to manage and to disable when needed.

    Or no, I have one neuron. I'm a living boolean
  • 2
    15d
    This explains @Demolishun’s “tinnitus” — it isn’t his ears, it’s his bees!
  • 2
    15d
    @Root tinnitus is like The Game. When you are reminded you experience the mind virus. Congrats, you "won" The Game. ;-)
  • 1
    15d
    @retoor a wild cosmic monad appears!
  • 1
    15d
    @Demolishun god dammit. Thanks a lot.

    Now I have to tell someone I lost The Game, so they can lose too.
  • 2
    15d
    @Root I heard hes different, and mostly has giant killer asian wasps instead of bees.
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