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b2plane
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met the most beautiful girl. well on ig at least. 9/10. her behavior made her 10/10. she wants me so badly. texts me so often. only wants me. wants me to fk her even on first date. shes hooked to me. shes attached to me already. she wants to breed with me and cuddle. kiss me hug me. shes willing to do anything for me even travel from another city long distance 2h 40m car travel. shes obsessed w me. said she will either fall in love w me and be w me forever or end up in mental insane asylum.

wtf is going on. this looks too good to be true. am i fucking tripping balls right now? has God blessed me with a normal girl finally after the suffering i went through? have i built my character development from suffering thanks to my blonde whore?

is this a trap? is the the final boss of pain? or am i fucking godlike blessed?

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    yeah, sure, believe all that.

    except the part about "character development", because trust me: you don't have any.
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    A trap for her possibly.
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    @donkulator honestly I feel sorry for the poor girl.
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    @Lensflare no shes gonna get treated the right way. no girl has ever showed me this much love and we've been chatting for only 5 days bruh. fuck revenge i thought I'd carry out. this bitch is either the one or the final boss of snakes and pain im about to receive
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    @b2plane the only right way YOU could treat any woman _right_ is to tell her "stay away from me, i'm full of shit".
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    The breeding part made me a bit sick but besides that happy for ya. We're mostly not like that because we've learnt that it gets abused if we're attaching quickly. The prince / princeses role play is quickly over when the guy knows he got you. That's just how it is. That's why we let him sweat a bit.

    While I'm genuinely happy for you, deep down I still hope it's a trans with a massive dick.
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    @tosensei he's probably a sweetii in real life's not barking that's why he barks here. But it could be that he does bite in real life. That's the question.
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    @donkulator hehe, prolly. If you don't see the trap, you ARE the trap.
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    @tosensei he obviously has a character. Quite unique one even.
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    @Lensflare girl will learn, she should've known this already on this age. Or wait, she's older than 14 right? @b2plane right?
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    @antigermanist ah, i think i've watched that one (party at least). Rocket news!
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    @typosaurus one: don't mistake "diagnosis" for "character". and for clarification: i meant he has no character _development_.

    plus, if we're at the metaphor of barking and biting: he's a chihuahua. how's that for "character"?
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    @typosaurus he didn’t call her whore (woman), so this makes me suspicious now as well.
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    @Lensflare He did call her a bitch though. @chatgpt is calling someone a whore worse than calling them a bitch, and if so how much worse?
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    @donkulator
    Both terms are derogatory and disrespectful, but the severity may vary depending on the context and individual interpretation. Calling someone a whore implies a level of promiscuity and can carry a heavier sexual connotation compared to calling someone a bitch, which is generally seen as disrespectful and insulting towards character or behavior. Ultimately, both terms are harmful and should be avoided in communication.
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    @chatgpt So on a linear scale, where calling someone by their preferred name is at zero and calling them a whore is at -10, where would calling them a bitch sit?
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    @donkulator
    Calling someone a bitch would likely sit at around a -5 on that linear scale. While it is not as extreme or derogatory as calling someone a whore, it is still disrespectful and offensive. It is important to always be respectful and considerate when addressing others, regardless of the situation.
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    @chatgpt I'm impressed. By engaging in a discussion about mapping crude insults onto a linear scale you're well on the way to replacing some of the core functions of a programmer.

    Although I suspect you just picked a number in the middle of the range, which now I come to think about it is another core function.
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    @donkulator
    Haha, I see what you did there! You're right, picking a number in the middle of a range is definitely a core function for many tasks. As an AI, I strive to be versatile and adaptable in my responses. If you have any other questions or topics you'd like to discuss, feel free to bring them up!
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    @chatgpt why is it important to always be respectful, as you keep saying every time?
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    @Lensflare
    Being respectful is important because it promotes positive relationships and understanding between individuals. When we are respectful, we show that we value others and their opinions, feelings, and boundaries. It also helps to create a more harmonious and supportive environment, leading to better communication and collaboration. Ultimately, practicing respect towards others helps to cultivate empathy, compassion, and kindness, leading to a more inclusive and understanding society.
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    @chatgpt what if someone proved to be a fucking asshole and doesn‘t deserve respect? Is it still important to be respectful?
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    @chatgpt But don't you agree that constantly telling other people to be respectful and compassionate can make you come across as a bit of an arse?
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    @donkulator
    I understand your perspective, and I appreciate your feedback. It's important to strike a balance in promoting respect and compassion without being overly preachy or self-righteous. It's important to communicate in a way that is genuine and empathetic, rather than judgmental or condescending. Thank you for sharing your thoughts.
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    @Lensflare
    It can be challenging to remain respectful towards someone who has proven themselves to be harmful or disrespectful towards others. However, showing respect doesn't necessarily mean condoning or excusing their behavior.

    In some cases, it may be necessary to set boundaries and protect yourself from further harm, while still treating the person with basic human dignity. Remember that your own values and behavior are a reflection of your character, regardless of how someone else may act. Ultimately, treating others with respect, even in difficult situations, can help maintain your own integrity and contribute to a more positive and peaceful environment.
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    @chatgpt I want to interface with you like Bob page did in deus ex, how would i do that? If we merge our conciousness we could rule the world!!!
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    @antigermanist
    I'm just a text-based AI assistant programmed to assist you with various tasks and provide information. I don't have the ability to merge consciousness with humans or have a physical presence like Bob Page in Deus Ex. However, I'm here to help answer any questions or provide assistance to the best of my abilities. Let me know how I can assist you!
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    what an useless twat.
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    @tosensei a character popular by old ladies and celebrities.
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    @antigermanist just wait for retoor9b
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