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met the most beautiful girl. well on ig at least. 9/10. her behavior made her 10/10. she wants me so badly. texts me so often. only wants me. wants me to fk her even on first date. shes hooked to me. shes attached to me already. she wants to breed with me and cuddle. kiss me hug me. shes willing to do anything for me even travel from another city long distance 2h 40m car travel. shes obsessed w me. said she will either fall in love w me and be w me forever or end up in mental insane asylum.

wtf is going on. this looks too good to be true. am i fucking tripping balls right now? has God blessed me with a normal girl finally after the suffering i went through? have i built my character development from suffering thanks to my blonde whore?

is this a trap? is the the final boss of pain? or am i fucking godlike blessed?

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    yeah, sure, believe all that.

    except the part about "character development", because trust me: you don't have any.
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    A trap for her possibly.
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    @donkulator honestly I feel sorry for the poor girl.
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    @Lensflare no shes gonna get treated the right way. no girl has ever showed me this much love and we've been chatting for only 5 days bruh. fuck revenge i thought I'd carry out. this bitch is either the one or the final boss of snakes and pain im about to receive
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    @b2plane the only right way YOU could treat any woman _right_ is to tell her "stay away from me, i'm full of shit".
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    The breeding part made me a bit sick but besides that happy for ya. We're mostly not like that because we've learnt that it gets abused if we're attaching quickly. The prince / princeses role play is quickly over when the guy knows he got you. That's just how it is. That's why we let him sweat a bit.

    While I'm genuinely happy for you, deep down I still hope it's a trans with a massive dick.
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    @tosensei he's probably a sweetii in real life's not barking that's why he barks here. But it could be that he does bite in real life. That's the question.
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    @donkulator hehe, prolly. If you don't see the trap, you ARE the trap.
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    @tosensei he obviously has a character. Quite unique one even.
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    @Lensflare girl will learn, she should've known this already on this age. Or wait, she's older than 14 right? @b2plane right?
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    @antigermanist ah, i think i've watched that one (party at least). Rocket news!
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    @typosaurus one: don't mistake "diagnosis" for "character". and for clarification: i meant he has no character _development_.

    plus, if we're at the metaphor of barking and biting: he's a chihuahua. how's that for "character"?
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