What's is the weirdest requirement a client has asked you to develop ?

I read of a client saying »it loads too fast, add a delay or they won't believe it's searching DB«

For myself, uhmm..
»Use a table to list the members«

@BambuSource is this for real? Lol!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

I had to put a toilet icon on the crm leads application and complete it with a flushing noise when used.

@dougheeren lol!!!

@AlexDeLarge is the one that all their clients want them to use Ahngoohlahh. Guessed it?

Client wanted to have developed a custom accounting website with loads of features. Asked me for quote. I pitched $1500 (converting to USD). Client - Dude WTF!! <some_cheap_ass_hosting>.com makes websites for $10.
Me - Fucktard! That $10 is for domain. :/

@khalid8m oh! Yes! There are some clients who thinks they know but they really don't know!!!