What's is the weirdest requirement a client has asked you to develop ?

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    I read of a client saying »it loads too fast, add a delay or they won't believe it's searching DB«

    For myself, uhmm..
    »Use a table to list the members«
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    @BambuSource is this for real? Lol!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
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    I had to put a toilet icon on the crm leads application and complete it with a flushing noise when used.
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    @AlexDeLarge is the one that all their clients want them to use Ahngoohlahh. Guessed it?
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    Client wanted to have developed a custom accounting website with loads of features. Asked me for quote. I pitched $1500 (converting to USD). Client - Dude WTF!! <some_cheap_ass_hosting>.com makes websites for $10.
    Me - Fucktard! That $10 is for domain. :/
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    @khalid8m oh! Yes! There are some clients who thinks they know but they really don't know!!!
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