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Finally moved. My Internet speed went from 500kbs in general to 50mbs!

I can finally download por.... ISO's without having to wait for hours!

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  • 10
    Now watch a high quality porn dude
  • 9
    @linuxxx

    Now we have the same network speed.
  • 11
    Make sure you download lots of different versions of Linux as isos. Also try isos from different countries.
  • 8
    But ISOs == pirate? Are you trying to get your landlord arrested?
  • 8
    Exactly at 60.
    60/10 equals 6.
    He said por([...]).
    por has 3 characters.
    Let us make the 6 to string by also putting a \0 at the end.
    Since we have to match the 3 characters to something, let us just do a simple calculation (also adding string concenating and removing the \0 off of each following element).
    3 times "6" equals "666". "666" is the new result.

    var sign={"result":"666"};
    var someSWAG=JSON.parse(sign.result);
    console.log(`Linux is a member of the Illuminati. Handshake: ${someSWAG}`);
  • 3
    Btw there's also a lil bit of C and python involved in the logic, besides of js.
  • 7
    @gitpull I have no idea what you just said....
  • 6
    @billgates M A G I C
    BIG SHAQ - A BOOM
  • 2
    50 mbps up and down?
  • 2
    Wait... You used to have 500kbps? What year is this 🤣
    Where I live 40 Mbps is the bog standard connection, I'm on 40mbps and it feels slow, I'd fancy something more like 150mbps or more 😄
  • 3
    i have 300 down 30 up, but i get like 370 usually.
  • 3
    You only had 500 kbps? In 2018? That's rough, man! My first connection was 56 kbps, but that was back in 1999. Downloading por...ts of call took ages, and added substantial amounts to my phone bill.
  • 7
    @billgates Torrenting isn't illegal. Torrenting copyrighted material is illegal. Linux iso's are open source and thus legal to torrent!

    Next to that I'm on vpn full-time :)
  • 2
    @linuxxx how many linux isos will u be downloading?
    With internet speeds u will have now, I can only imagine u need 1 weekend to finish downloading all Linux ISOs....
  • 4
    @billgates 10+ or so? I want to have a ready to use archive :)
  • 4
    Thats some rookie numbers you got there!
  • 2
    Welcome to 2005!
  • 2
    why download? just watch streaming 😏
  • 2
    5 Mbps here.
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  • 1
    @CurseMeSlowly What?
  • 2
    @Cyanide hugging emoji since I know that feel B-)
  • 2
    @Cyanide update your ROM :D
  • 1
    @D3add3d Can't. Lenovo.
  • 2
    @Cyanide unlock, root and flash :-)
  • 2
    @D3add3d Afraid, I and Am!
  • 1
    @linuxxx Heh that reminds me that I have an usb drive with Ubuntu 17.10 with me at all times. I don't know own why, it just feels good to know I can flash a system whether I am lol 😄
  • 1
    mine's 200Mbit/s down 20 up, but I'm probably upgrading to 400 down, 40 up very soon..

    Can't even imagine 500kb xS
  • 1
    😁😁😁 flipping mad
  • 1
    I got that too, love being able to use the internet as it was intended to be used 💻
  • 2
    @thechez99 For displaying plain HTML? ;)
  • 2
    @TerriToniAX and uploading my basic website for college to FileZilla in less than 10 minutes 😂
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  • 1
    And now I'm sad... 1Mbps down and 500Kbps up... Bits, not bytes
  • 3
    @linuxxx thanks, don't know how you keep track on everyone. Thought I could lurk around in the shadows... Not much to rant about since I just moved to Germany and a nice new job... That move got me from 12/1Mbps to 200/12Mbps...
  • 2
    @ewru I saw the upvote notif coming through, noticed no avatar, check the profile for date of joining and amount of upvotes and saw that you're new here!
  • 1
    I used to have access to 160mb/s fibre. Now I’m back in the sticks and I’m lucky if I manage 3. Sadtimes.
  • 1
    Last night I had no connection at all - on the ADSL modem. Fortunately there was no problem with the 4G so I could use my mobile phone as access point. It was actually notably faster than my "landline". No wonder, 300 Mbps! I've always thought mobile internet was slow and unstable, but was proven wrong :)
  • 3
    @ewru You British ?
  • 1
    @notroot no, Swedish.
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