Go home and code or have sex with the girl after work and sleep over?

I choose eat chocolate

Go for the girl. You can code anytime. Code is present and future. If you do this right, you'll have code AND girl in future.

Or even better, date @jestdotty and code together! That's the dream. Coding with your partner. Sadly, all my partners were sucky devs. ALL of them tried to become a dev but none of them ever asked my help. Such shame. None of them became a dev for a living in the end. Booooeeeeh.

@retoor I told her I won’t make it, too bad 😢

@superdupernova so what, take it back. Do it. Make her feel special by saying that you do prefer her above the other stuff. Do the extra mile. It's ALWAYS rewarded.

@retoor oooooh

is it

I kept converting people into programmers by accident

it was a little weird

I've never coded with anyone tho

I did make a grown man cry multiple times though. he spent his childhood making gadgets and such for people so his persona was popular due to making the software behind communities. so he posted his code often thinking nothing of it... well he did that in front of me and I kept poking holes in his code and then I think I gave him a complex

I wonder what it would be like to code with someone. a CIA guy asked me for coding help once and his code was pretty but he had the creativity and innovation of a floating driftwood. another guy kept pasting assembly to me and I didn't know why and found it boring. that NL guy invited me to work on a project with him but in 24 hours sweated so much he raged out and kicked and blocked me because he felt judged. I didn't even get to it yet cuz I was busy

Both. Code whilst sex

@CN257 The programming socks will stay on during sex!

@12bitfloat yessir

@retoor describe to me the dream of coding with your partner. I cannot imagine this working out

@jestdotty "well he did that in front of me and I kept poking holes in his code and then I think I gave him a complex", yes, that exactly happened here too. But even when i didn't poke, they felt poke I destroyed many ego's without wanting to do it. But hey thought it's easy because i do rikketikketikkeitik and I was always the provider in home. They were like, i gonna do that too. Hmm, yeah... i do it since I'm eight (or even less, but before I've learned English), they started on 18+ :P What did they expect?

@CN257 I did that.

@jestdotty imagine a good cuddle (i'm a cuddle freak), but instead of a cuddle, you're coding and your feet are cuddling under the table. Hmm, i'm wet now.

@retoor You're living life to it's fullest

@retoor oh like going to a coffee shop together

goddamnit I miss coffee

ok but this isn't like playing pvp

@CN257 nah, I can leave a guy a month without sex while snuggling is still a thing. I'm very disappointing.

@jestdotty "playing pvp" ? If my guy games i break up :P My imaginary kid is not even allowed to game :P Maybe when he's (yes, it's a boy) five, but not when he's six. Then he's too old :P

@retoor

I’ve received head while gaming, should try it while coding

@superdupernova gaming would be the reason no one would get head in my case. Grow up :p

@retoor I bet u hate anime as well

@superdupernova HATE IT :) Pedeau shit :)

@retoor what it I only play good games, and don't like anime?

@spongessuck Got any recommendations? I tried MiSide recently but found it mediocre storywise, still a lot better than most of what has released this year, however… (I wanted to be a writer before I got into programming, but Bioshock convinced me that if I want to make something deeply introspective, you have to breach that “I” barrier which games excel at as a medium)

Try Outer Wilds, it is crazy.

@spongessuck The controls made me stop, probably shouldn't have tried it after being awake for ~30 hours, I'll move it to the top of the “I have nothing to play” list though

Lander controls are a little funny, yeah, but you get used to it.