Going to apply to a 2 week software training program at a company I want to work for. Never been so excited. But have to update my CV and website and stuff. Deadline is 15th. Hmm...

Also they only take women or LGTBQ+ or people with less than 3 years of experience... Hmmm.... I wonder if I can get in.

How hard can it be to pretend you're gay and not very experienced in your case? I believe in you.

@retoor gay for the stay?

@Demolishun sure

lol

@retoor Really interesting idea.

"It's time we change too"

https://youtube.com/watch/...

But what If I become not gay after a while? Is that legal?

@kanyewest what if you find out you like it? Ever thought that?

Sure, but don't become straight before end of trial period.

Just say only during apply for job that you're secretly in the closet. Then, they understand your straight behavior whatever that is.

@retoor
Pretending you are gay as a guy is the hardest thing ever.

@Tounai Meh, I see you doing it for a long time without any effort :P Why would it be so hard?

@retoor If there is anything I'm certain in life is that I'm not gay. I like women. Looking at beautiful women makes me horny. I can't not look at their body. I never feel this toward men. Not homophobic or anything but seeing gay men makes me angry. Lesbians are fine tho.

@Tounai well if your getting hard around men it shouldn't be that hard.

@retoor I have years of training, I know what I am talking about when I tell you it’s hard!

@retoor is always inciting riots aren't you? lol

Yeah, I saw your message about my tiny dick a while back. lol

@Demolishun I have it hard, I don’t get it hard. That’s the nuance.

@Tounai lol, word play. Safer than fake sword play. lol

@retoor you kind of remind me of this video:

https://youtube.com/watch/...

Which watching always makes me laugh.

@Demolishun oh, didn't know had a tiny dick. That's ok. Find a tiny girl. Or become friends with little benefits :D "There's an elephant in the room and it and is not my dick at the same time."

@Demolishun omg, will watch

@retoor lol, totally fits the song.

@Demolishun that's amazing stuff. Awesome. Thanks

@retoor so I remember talking to a dude at work about "hitting the top" during sex. He said he never did that. It was then I realized I had outed him. I ended the convo quickly and learned not to talk so candidly about such things at work. Felt bad for the dude.

@Demolishun what is hitting the top?

@chatgpt what is hitting the top?

@retoor
"Hitting the top" can refer to reaching the highest point or achieving success in a particular endeavor. It can also mean surpassing expectations or excelling in a competitive environment.

@retoor I dunno what the word is for hitting the cervix. Filling the canal. Ringing the bell?

@Demolishun ah, he was virgin? I know a 30+ years old virgin girl actually. I don't know how it's possible, it's not that she doesn't want or smth. I actually think she's lesbian maybe. She did weirder things tho. She's vegetarian.

@Demolishun I've once said to someone "ah, you're also not scared of getting cancer right?" to imply he was a pussy for fun but then he had some tumor on his shoulder it seemed. Dammit.

@Demolishun I'm watching this since your link: https://youtu.be/YMwtyPtTrRk/.... Wtf, many times I wonder what people that don't code do all the time and all I see is horrible stuff.

@retoor no, he had a few kids. He wasn't long enough to hit the top.

@Demolishun I'm trying smth fun. It seems very hot now in Linux world: ghostty. It's a terminal. It has built splitting panes, one view of all open tabs, easy shortcut handing (you could put your password under a key or so) and easy config file. It's also GPU accelerated. I like it, the shortcuts too... But it load on my laptop a little bit slower than xfce4 terminal and resizing even goes less smooth imho.

Also, I've learned today that there's a gcc version that will push any possible value to your functions to check if it crashes. That's how vulnerable stuff is found. Very cool.

i like that

Just pretend that you are '+' as no-one knows what that is.