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mihai897yOr:
"Our solution is the best because
Blockchains".
Blockchains are everywhere nowadays. -
@ilikeglue thanks for your idea, will ask marketing team to put that in our landing page to promote our simple if else product
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plokko6017y"We have a cloud server with machine learning" is translated as "We bought a vps and hard-coded a lot of if/else in our code"
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@vlatkozelka but I mean you can totally have a centralized Blockchain. Blockchain is literally just a data structure, there is no reason it has to operate across multiple nodes.
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SuryaK14157yTrue. Often I feel the need to add a buzzword in my project just so I can get their attention
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sha-bang3497ySo true.
Marketers: "check out our new cloud solution that uses blockchain technology, machine learning, AI, neural networks, deep learning, data algorithms, HTML, CSS, Python, cheesecake, code, and natural language processing."
Devs: "oohh nice. Wait, did you say cheesecake?..." -
w4tsn35017y@beleg definitely not!
You'll want a distributed machine learning blockchain IoT edge computing cloud solution to solve all your shit!
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