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Everyone nowadays :p

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  • 21
    You can sell garbage by using intimidating words in market
  • 8
    Everywhere I go: machine learning this, machine learning that, the cloud,...
  • 21
    Or:
    "Our solution is the best because
    Blockchains".

    Blockchains are everywhere nowadays.
  • 5
    @wezeen Let's throw Proof of Work at this!
  • 16
    How about a block chain machine learning algorithm?
  • 5
    @ilikeglue you forgot cloud..:P
  • 2
    @ilikeglue thanks for your idea, will ask marketing team to put that in our landing page to promote our simple if else product
  • 0
    Mostly just marketing.
  • 3
    "Using brand new blockchain technology, ..."
  • 1
    BUT THE CLOUD WILL SOLVE OUR PROBLEMS
  • 0
  • 5
    "We have a cloud server with machine learning" is translated as "We bought a vps and hard-coded a lot of if/else in our code"
  • 2
    @vlatkozelka but I mean you can totally have a centralized Blockchain. Blockchain is literally just a data structure, there is no reason it has to operate across multiple nodes.
  • 0
    B L O C K C H A I N
  • 0
    True. Often I feel the need to add a buzzword in my project just so I can get their attention
  • 3
    So true.
    Marketers: "check out our new cloud solution that uses blockchain technology, machine learning, AI, neural networks, deep learning, data algorithms, HTML, CSS, Python, cheesecake, code, and natural language processing."
    Devs: "oohh nice. Wait, did you say cheesecake?..."
  • 2
    @sha-bang and all of that was made with Wordpress and some graphical plug-in
  • 3
    is IOT out of style nowdays?
  • 2
    @beleg actually still iot has huge future but still not that much in the limelight. Deep learning, Machine learning and blockchain have overshadowed the iot.
  • 2
    @beleg definitely not!

    You'll want a distributed machine learning blockchain IoT edge computing cloud solution to solve all your shit!
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