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So at school the teacher gave us a MONTH to write a sorting algorithm in Java. I asked the teacher if that wasn't a little too much time.
Her answer:" I want to give the weaker people in class a chance."
Okay so far so good.

The day we had to turn in our code I asked around what algorithm others had choosen and if they had any problems with it.

Classmate A: "yeah we didn't know how to program it so we copied it from the internet and I modified it heavily."
Me *raised eyebrows*: "can you show me?"
Me: "but that's exactly the same like the first Google result?!"
A:"No look there , I added this line so that it works with my code"

That lying bitch just added bucketSort(myArr, maxVal);
In the main method.

Me"How is that heavily modifying?"
A:"Also I asked the teacher and she said it was OK to copy the method from the internet"

What the flying cunt is wrong with people. So you give us a month to copy and paste from the internet.
Yeah great teaching.
You are the reason why half the class can't program shit.

Thanks for nothing. πŸ˜’πŸ˜’

First rant hope you enjoyed it.

Comments
  • 6
    Lol, a month? Damn!
    Well at least you had time to invest in actual learning.
  • 5
    @JKyll Yeah without my own projects I can work on in class while waiting for the others. I would've died of boredom a long time ago.
  • 2
    You really think he asked the teacher? Would you ask if it is fine to copy?
  • 5
    Same thing happened with us, for more than a month,our only lab task was to write a program for merge sort,and quick sort ☺, that we had already done in the previous semester ☺
  • 1
    I've taken a week to do an assignment before with some parts copied (just logic, or pseudocode online transferred/fixed to my classes) but copying the entire thing and just writing a function call? Pfffft

    Don't worry they're dropping money in college to not have a job wheb (if) they graduate.
  • 3
    @hubiruchi Classmate A always asks every teacher for all kinds of special treatment no matter how absurd they are and I don't believe this time is an exception.

    But maybe you're right. I ask her next week for an explanation. If he lied I throw him under the bus.
  • 2
    that seem a bit extreme...
    Regular car is enoughπŸ‘
  • 3
    Loved the rant, welcome & keep learning!
    FYI I know people with dev jobs who don't even know how to google such things.. so you're good, don't bitch about someone taking looong when copy pasting their homework ;) not everyone is a 'genius' like me -> I wasn't listening to assistant on Java intro class & didn't know we were supposed to use libraries for certain task.. went on to create my own function that returns absolute number, ceil, floor etc..
  • 4
    ++ for “what the flying cunt”
  • 1
    That is a bit crazy. That teacher is not preparing the paying customers for reality.
  • 1
    @RantSomeWhere upload it to the server but use obfuscation and minification (use brainfuck for added effect) then just present the unobfuscated version(or obfuscated, shouldn't be too hard)

    edit: or better! pgp encrypt -i code.java and then upload it XD
  • 0
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