What are some mistakes you can make as a programmer that will get you fired immediately? - devRant

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rookiemaverick

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@dfox this can be a good queation for w1x
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rove

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sudo rm -rf /
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itsmill3rtime

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delete FROM table;

also not escaping input lol
5

nblackburn

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UPDATE billing SET price = 0
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xroad

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Banging the boss's daughter
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suhail

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add a backdoor in your module.
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philcr

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Drop *
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ryanisfluffy

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not immediately, but not admitting when you need help.
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shittywebdev

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Immediately? Maybe lying on the resume and not having the skills you claimed.
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sage

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if you work for a corporation, they will always fire you for something else, but not your mistakes
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kompiuter

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@xroad Please as if a developer would ever bang someone
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thedev

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drop database finance;
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philcr

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@kompiuter banging = shagging
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kompiuter

816

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@philcr Whooosh
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rove

2402

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update salaries set amount = 10000 where username = altermind
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gowtham-sai

1954

8y

commenting your code. ;)
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smithalan2

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Git push origin master
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smithalan2

822

8y

Or at least that should get you fired anyway. If it doesn't resign immediately.

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