Appointments appointments appointments meetings meetings appointments suffering meetings meetings AAAAAAAAAAA I DON WANNAAAAA

BAU DisAppointments

Germany be like

at least you get fair salary that you can live off of, vacations, benefits, and you can't be fired suddenly with not even a one day notice

Sometimes I feel like I am a meetings engineer lol.

@kiki same for the Dutch. It's almost impossible to get fired but still it often happens because many don't know their rights. But if you know that they want to get rid of you, you should look around for smth new and don't quit - maybe you get bought out. That's often a year salary or more.

"In X years, LLMs will replace almost all engineers,"
Not exactly. We will basically lock management into the matrix while we work.
Imagine that LLMs in the future also have live deep fake video capabilities. They already have batch video and audio, we're not that far from it.
We need only setup some langchain guidelines to have the LLM answer stupid status updates based on observability metrics and jira tickets, have it record the meeting and add markers to the few seconds of actually relevant discussions, and say stuff like, "Hey, <marketing jerk #8>, how are <family/sports/dogs/weather/games> today?".

Done. AI can do useless meetings like a champ. And the muggles and the suits won't even notice, even if they start to book the same "engineer" in six or more simultaneous meetings. They really know nothing of tech things like "doing actual work".

The only tech we still need are holograms so that we can give the suits the open offices full of "meat" that they love so much.