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Client: "we need a piece of software to have our son be able to talk again"
Me: "what can your son do physically?"
Client: "He can only grip something"
Me: "well, I suppose that is possible by using Intel ACAT, some synthesizer and some switches"
Client: "Never heard of ACAT, probably some small program that nobody else heard of"
Me: "It was used by a great man called Stephen Hawking. If it worked for him, it should work for your son"
Client: "Who is Stephen Hawking?"
Me: *urge to put client in wheelchair intensifies*

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    What the fuck?

    I get that no one is supposed to know who he was but if you have a son in a similar condition at least once in a google search his name would appear as a reference to what he is trying to provide for his son.

    What a stupid piece of shit, hope his son has a good outcome out of this.
  • 5
    @azous He's his son. What do you think will be the outcome? A genius? 8) I feel sorry for the poor bastard though. Having a dumb as fuck father and not being able to say it, or at least correct him when he's talking shit.
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    @azous how could you have not heard of him... I mean beyond the regular game he had like 100 TV cameo
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    Maybe I've overdone it. I don't even know the guy... 😯
  • 8
    Who is Stephen Hawking?
    Who is...?
    W...
    You know what, I'm done.

    Yes I'm walking away. You're not worth my time, nor the oxygen you breathe! Get lost. in a library. and pick up a goddamn book for once in your life. FFS.
  • 3
    @FunkDelegate lmao that's both funny and sad at the same time.
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    @FunkDelegate It indeed was really sad to see...
    Especially considering all the media attention around him leaving us last week...
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    @-ANGRY-CLIENT- @FinlayDaG33k Hence no upvotes or downvotes 8) But you guys are right. Though I bet Stephen Hawking would laugh his ass off with this as well. God bless him. He sure was the king of relativity, being able to even relativate the state he was in. Oh shit, there I go again 8)
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    @FunkDelegate I can already imagine that grin on his face :^)
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    @FunkDelegate My gf says I'm not...

    CAN NOT MERGE DATA DUE TO CONFLICTS T_T
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