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  • 4
    Hey I just met you, but this is crazy. I procrastinate daily. Curse me slowly.
  • 7
    „Procrastination is like masturbation, in the beginning it feels good, but in the end, you're just f***ing yourself.” - sorry, I just had to write this 😜
    And yes, I’m totally there procrastinating with you 😏
    And yes it totally seems to help stressing out 😏
  • 2
    @fonfi no wonder, I like both equally.

    So now I have this question.

    What if I procrastinate to masturbate?

    Will I achieve the out-of-the-world climax experience?
  • 0
    @CurseMeSlowly you will probably achieve only out-of-the-world depresaion 😉
  • 1
    @fonfi hmm I see. So the correct approach is Masturbation as procrastination. 🤔
  • 0
    This has been thè answer for the last 6 questions... lol
  • 0
    PROFOUND MY G! PROFOUND.
  • 3
    @CurseMeSlowly @fonfi Otherwise known as procrastibation...
  • 1
    @fonfi you say so? So that’s why I’m doing almost everything? 😬
  • 2
    @CurseMeSlowly procrastinate to masturbate won’t give you an out-of-the-world experience but procrastinating the release during masturbation (a.k.a edging) will definitely get you there.
  • 1
    @abhishekb someone has done their homework 😏
  • 1
    @CurseMeSlowly have to admit that the “work” hasn’t always been at home 😜
  • 1
    @abhishekb 🤣🤣🤣 I'm not gonna ask any further questions 😂😂😂
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