Procrastination 😂

Hey I just met you, but this is crazy. I procrastinate daily. Curse me slowly.

„Procrastination is like masturbation, in the beginning it feels good, but in the end, you're just f***ing yourself.” - sorry, I just had to write this 😜
And yes, I’m totally there procrastinating with you 😏
And yes it totally seems to help stressing out 😏

@fonfi no wonder, I like both equally.

So now I have this question.

What if I procrastinate to masturbate?

Will I achieve the out-of-the-world climax experience?

@CurseMeSlowly you will probably achieve only out-of-the-world depresaion 😉

@fonfi hmm I see. So the correct approach is Masturbation as procrastination. 🤔

This has been thè answer for the last 6 questions... lol

PROFOUND MY G! PROFOUND.

@CurseMeSlowly @fonfi Otherwise known as procrastibation...

@fonfi you say so? So that’s why I’m doing almost everything? 😬

@CurseMeSlowly procrastinate to masturbate won’t give you an out-of-the-world experience but procrastinating the release during masturbation (a.k.a edging) will definitely get you there.

@abhishekb someone has done their homework 😏

@CurseMeSlowly have to admit that the “work” hasn’t always been at home 😜

@abhishekb 🤣🤣🤣 I'm not gonna ask any further questions 😂😂😂

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