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@JMoodyFWD IF YOURE NOT HAPPY COPY IT AND UN-CAPSLOCK IT! ITS THAT FUCKING SIMPLE!
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@Mizz141 well memed, my sir
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@Mizz141 "I usually don't give any fucks..."
News flash: If you're gonna post a wall of text in all caps, we're not going to give a single fuck to read it. For you to fly off the handle like a entitled little shit juggler because we didn't automatically bow down, read your eye-cancer-inducing trainwreck of a post and praise it as the word of a prophet just shows how much of an overreacting, immature little snowflake that you are.
This is a community, not your personal soapbox that people are forced to flock to. If you want to share your problems, do so, but not like a 12 year old whose primary method of communication involves facerolling a keyboard and slapping "fuck" in after every other word like you're screaming through voice chat on Call of Duty.
Grow up.
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@JMoodyFWD I think you should grow up too. He did not insult you, but obviously you do.
And why do you have to tell him what he should post and what not?
Just flag the rant. Going into full insult-mode is not helpful at all.
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@Mizz141 What exactly is this rant about? Or what went wrong?
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@PonySlaystation
Well that's your opinion and good for you for having it. If calling someone out for being a self-important, entitled asshole means I have to "grow up", then I'll pass on the growing up part.
Did he insult me personally? No. He was however an asshole to two other people before I read his "rant", and as you've seen from my other rants, I don't care to let assholes have their way, ever.
I also didn't go "full insult mode". Yes, I called him names and used analogies, which we're accurately reflective of his behavior, but unlike him, it all flowed through a main point that was clearly laid out.
As for the announcement, I've read it. However, applying the ideology from that to my comment is comparing apples to oranges. The whole point of that announcement was to prevent people from being ridiculed based on their post alone, in order to make this community comfortable for everyone. However, that is not what happened here.
He posted a rant that the majority of people didn't want to read based on the fact that it was too difficult to read on the eyes. People let him know in a subtle manner, and he responded in an immature, offensive, insulting manner. @Alice even tried to offer constructive criticism to him, only to have her head bit off. All of this occurred before I even saw the rant. So I shared my two cents and knocked him down a peg, not without provocation, but because of his already established actions and behavior.
His rant and behavior was neither constructive nor of any discerable quality, and it's not in my nature to let assholes have their way. If you think I should "grow up" for holding others accountable for their actions, that is entirely your opinion. Yes, I can come off as an asshole, but that doesn't make my point any less valid and I'm not going to sugar-coat it so it can be deemed "socially acceptable". -
@JMoodyFWD I understand your viewpoint but I meant "grow up" in the way that insulting will not help in conflict resolution. 😉
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@PonySlaystation Oh I wasn't trying to resolve a conflict. I was just bursting his bubble and deflating his ego. If he learns from it, great. But I don't care either way. :P
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@JMoodyFWD nice, thanks! I did not think about that 😎
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Source: reddit r/programming
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[Found this on Reddit] - Always explain in terms of hamburgers. ;)
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FUCK THIS FUCKING WEBSITE WITH ITS SHITTY GLITCHED OUT VOTING SYSTEM AND ITS FUCKING GAY ASS SUBREDDITS AND SHITTY FUCKING DOMAIN AND SHITTY NAME AND SHITTY THROW AWAY ACCOUNTS AND FUCKFACE-RUN CIRCLEJERKS AND FAKE ASS BULLSHIT KARMA-WHORING FUCKING STORIES THAT DONT COUNT FOR SHIT AND FUCK FUCKING FUCKERY SALTY ASS DICK LICKING HORSE ASSHOLE SUCKING DOWNVOTERS WHO WOULD DOWNVOTE THEIR OWN FUCKING MOTHERS FUCK THOSE FUCKING FUCKNUT CUNTFACES TO THE CORE OF THE FUCKING EARTH
AND FUCK YOUR SHITTY FUCKING 0 LIMIT ON POSTS DOWNVOTE LIKE WHAT THE FUCK THAT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE SHOW THAT ITS NEGATIVE INSTEAD OF SOME SHITTY ASS FUCKING PERCENTAGE THATS PROBABLY NOT EVEN ACCURATE BUT WHY THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MATTER SINCE SOME SALTY FUCK PROBABLY MADE A BUNCH OF ALTERNATE ACCOUNTS AND DOWNVOTED ONE PARTICULAR POST BUT REDDIT DOESNT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT TRACKING IPS, OH YOU GOT BANNED? JUST MAKE ANOTHER ACCOUNT, AND FUCK YOU, RULE, I WILL START THIS FUCKING GAY TITLE WITH "VOTE UP IF" IF I MOTHERFUCKING WANT TO BUT YOU'RE LUCKY AS FUCK I DONT WANT TO CAUSE I CAN TOTALLY FUCKING SUE YOU SO HARD INTO THE GROUND THAT YOUR ANUS WILL START FUCKING BLEEDING YOU FUCKING FUCK FUCKFACE TRYING TO FUCKING CENSOR MY FUCKING HUMAN RIGHTS AND I ALMOST FORGOT FUCK THE FUCKING SJWS AND MENSRIGHTS AND THE_DONALD AND HILLARY SUBREDDITS, WHY THE FUCK IS THERE POLITICS HERE, FUCK POLITICS SERIOUSLY FUCK IT UP THE FUCKING STD-RIDDEN ASSHOLE NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THAT COMMENT YOU MADE ABOUT HILLARY OR TRUMP YOU SPECIAL FUCKING SNOWFLAKE YOU, ALSO NO ONE GIVES A FUCK WHAT YOU JUST THOUGHT WHILE MASTURBATING IN THE SHOWER YOU LITTLE FUCK, HOW THE FUCK IS THAT GAY SUBREDDIT EVEN A FUCKING THING WITH ITS SHITTY FUCKING NONSENSE NAME, JUST CALL IT "COOL FUCKING THOUGHTS" OR "LOOK AT THIS SEXY FUCKING SHIT IDEA THAT I JUST FUCKING NEED TO SHARE WITH YOU THAT I TOTALLY DIDNT COPY FROM ANYWHERE ELSE"
OHH LETS MAKE FUN OF TUMBLR -- WAIT A FUCKING SPARKLING SECOND, THIS FUCKING WEBSITE HAS JUST AS MANY ENTITLED LITTLE FUCKFACES AND OPPRESSED SJWS AND "SMART" 12 YEAR OLDS WITH THEIR SHITTY WEIRD ASS HANDLES AND "PM_ME_TITS" USERNAMES, FUCK YOU ASSHOLE I'LL PM YOU A HIGH QUALITY PICTURE OF MY DICK IN YOUR GOATS ASS, AND TRUST ME I HAVE A BIGG ASS FURRY DICK. EVERYONE IS BEING OPPRESSED HERE TO APPARENTLY, SO QUICK TO PLAY THE FUCKING FUCKED VICTIM FUCKING CARD.
ALSO WHY THE FUCK IS THE MOST UPVOTED POST OF ALL TIME WHAT TASTES "DISTSUSTING" WITH RICE, LIKE YOU MADE THE MOST FUCKING OBVIOUS, RETARDED TYPO AND MOST HALF-ASSED AND UNINTERESTING QUESTION BUT SOMEFUCKINGHOW YOU MADE IT TO THE FUCKING FRONT PAGE AND THE MOST UPVOTED POST OF ALL FUCKING TIME, FUCKING OBAMA AND STEPHEN HAWKINGS GOT AN AMA HERE AND YOU CUNTS ARE UPVOTING THAT FUCKING SHIT? GIVE ME A MOTHERFUCKING BREAK, DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON HOW FUCKING UNFUNNY THE JOKES ARE ON /R/JOKES, FUCKING ATROCIOUSLY SHITTY SHIT I TELL YOU, NOT EVEN FUCKING HALF AMUSING, I FIND FUNERALS MORE FUNNY THAN THAT FUCKING PATHETIC SPECTACLE, JESUS FUCKING FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT OF REDDIT GOLD, FUCK THAT BULLSHIT, IT'S LIKE THE NEW WAY TO SUCK OTHER PEOPLES DICKS ONLINE
FUCKING SERIOUSLY, THE FUCK DO YOU FUCKERS THINK YOU ARE? SOME KIND OF SECRET SOCIETY? YEAH WHY DONT YOU FUCKING CUNTS POST SOME MORE SHIT TRENDING MEMES THAT YOU FOUND ON 9GAG OR FACEBOOK AND POST IT HERE AND JUST WATCH IT FLY TO THE FRONT PAGE AS 12 YEAR OLD FUCKS UPVOTE THAT AS "QUALITY CONTENT", YES I SAID IT, 9GAG, REDDIT, THEYRE IN THE SAME SENTENCE NOW FUCKFACE, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO FUCKING DO ABOUT IT, BITCH? THATS RIGHT YOURE GOING TO DOWNVOTE LIKE A LITTLE FUCKING FUCKCUNT YOU PUSSY ASS, BECAUSE DOWNVOTINGS ALL THAT EVER FUCKING HAPPENS ON THIS FUCKING FUCKERY FUCKFACED FUCKSUCKED FUCKCUNT BROCCOLI FUCKSITE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCKY FUCK IS THIS I FUCKIJC UFCKUDFNCBASDASESQWFJ8932UE328FJ3209DKJ
TLDR: FUCK
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