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b2plane
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took a new girl for a ride (in my way too good looking car) and the entire time, she was fucking FARTING!!! We just met for the first fucking time AND SHE WAS FARTING SILENTLY BUT IT SMELLED SO BAD I ALMOST SUFFOCATED WHILE DRIVING. WHY THE FUCK 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

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  • 3
    In a way, your rants about your girls make me feel very good because during my glorious days, I didn’t have half your problems with girls while I didn’t even have a cheap car. Thanks for this
  • 1
    Explains the body count
  • 2
    The shitter hates farts?
  • 1
    Can ya just nuke devrant @dfox? I think it’s time is done… it had a good run but is this really the shit you want on a site for devs? I can see this shit on instagram..
  • 0
    @retoor and a way back machine, the actual good posts will be fine.
  • 0
    Imagine if you and her had kids, they’d be the shittiest
  • 0
    @jeeper shes on my block list

    Next one
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