Join devRant
Do all the things like
++ or -- rants, post your own rants, comment on others' rants and build your customized dev avatar
Sign Up
Pipeless API
From the creators of devRant, Pipeless lets you power real-time personalized recommendations and activity feeds using a simple API
Learn More
-
@electrineer this needs to be automated.
-
@Benwager12 Toilet seat that automatically washes and dries your butt, sends a pic to ratemypoo, and sends data to your market, food producers, the government, and your yoga club?
-
@electrineer Sounds like a plan 😁
-
@Devnergy at least 10 years of so ago there was this site called ratemypoo. I don't know if it still does and I'm not planning to check if it does. Internet is a mysterious place.
Me: why did I wake up so early in the morning? 🤔
Brain: to poop 💩
Me: damn it ok!
*just finished pooping*
Brain: hey your finished pooping, don't pretend! You're just browsing devRant. Go back to sleep! 😡
Me: oh come on man?
Me: *thinks (well I like devRant and sleep so I will sleep and dream about devRant 😂)*
Me: ok brain, I'll just wash then go back to sleep 🙃
rant
wake up
poop
devrant
sleep