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I bet it won't have windows *ba dum tssss*

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  • 3
    Speed (iSpeed) sold separately.
  • 4
    @electrineer Brakes require a separate dongle.
  • 7
    After two years they will drop engine torque to 20% to save tires. (and make their new model look like an upgrade)
  • 2
    lols. wireless engines. or usb engine and charger dongles
  • 3
    Steering wheel and pedals sold separately but you plug them into air vents. You guessed it – with a dongle.
  • 3
    Oh and, if you ever fuck up and break your windshield, we won't repair it for you even if you pay for the repair. If you go to a third party, and its impossble to get parts at all, its because we're retarded. You're gonna have to buy a whole car.
    https://youtu.be/9-NU7yOSElE

    And also when you break your mirror, replacing it causes the car to no longer function because the car detects that you have a different mirror. We do it for your safety because fuck you.
    https://youtu.be/FeUBdMU2qA0

    Think different everyone. :)
  • 2
    "Available for the low low price of $175,000!"
    "WHAT? That's ridiculous! It doesn't even have an engine!"
    "But it has the apple logo!"
    "I'll take two!"
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