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@retoor what's dad
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@retoor what's mom
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@retoor I actually never met him
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@kiki daddys are over-rated. My dad was all right, but his dad used to beat him with bike slings if he didn't finish his plate.
I saw that guy only once. He smelled bad. -
@antigermanist all people smell bad two weeks after you bury them
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@retoor Funnily, it was my step-mom who wanted to beat me with a wooden spoon. Corporal punishment doesn't work on me - it makes my vindictive side come out
tiger father will occasionally punch and scratch his cubs to provoke them to fight back
he teaches them how to be a tiger
this is the cutest thing ever
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