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hanuor
6y

How to ask him/her out
Dev 101
You:
Do you know there are five different flavored coffees around the world?

Your crush:
No

You:
(Recite the names of all 5)

Your crush:
Okay

You:
The question is:
When are you going to have one with me?
;)

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  • 30
    My most successful ice breaker was walking up to a heat lamp and saying "I am a lizard."
  • 12
    Well FYI, I tried this and FUCK guys ...it worked :)
  • 9
    @notroot no we talked for 30 minutes but I was on drugs so quite blind to my luck until the next day. She turned to her friend and said él es guapo but I did not give it a single thought at the time
  • 8
    @Floydian I have lizards, they need heat lamps. I walked up to the human heat lamp and...
  • 5
    @Floydian the girl did not understand either, but her asking me what the hell I was talking about was the beginning of an enjoyable conversation
  • 4
    @Floydian is it really that hard to get a girl to respond? Just choke her to death and she will give her maximum to respond lmao
  • 4
    @Floydian was Hawkins successful in that field?
  • 5
    @Floydian that's so fucking true. Probably that's why I like code more than girls.
  • 4
    I am missing dependencies on the recite line. What package is that?
  • 8
    @Floydian Find introvert girls. :/
  • 5
    @Floydian look in different places. And yes, online.
  • 9
    @Floydian My man ;)
  • 4
    @Floydian India
  • 8
    @Floydian Yup. Well what happened was :

    Me (got excited whenI came across the fact that there are only 5 flavors as I'm a caffeine fanatic):
    "Hey, do you know......of coffee"

    Her(with a stupid grin): No but speaking of coffee, when are you going to have one with me.

    Me(dumbstruck, i wasn't able to utter another word after that) :
  • 8
    @Floydian Apparently she did.
    I got lucky I guess ;)
    Plus she's my colleague. So she knows a bit about me.
  • 4
    @Floydian Yeah man. But we didn't actually went.Turns out... I chickened out.🤣
  • 7
  • 5
    @Floydian @Root Well two reasons:
    1. I was in shock (the situation escalated quickly)
    2. I was broke af
  • 5
    I got another one for you guys:

    Disclaimer: I tried this with a different girl (who turns out to be my crush(now ex)). And because there was an audience at the scene, she didn't actually reply, but she blushed HARD.

    Me: Hey, you know me? My name is Hanuor one.

    She: Hi!
    She: Oh
    She: I'm sorry, what's the one for?

    Me: Oh nothing. It's just that I'm the one for you.

    Man! It was fantastic!
  • 4
    @notroot I think I scare most of them away.
  • 7
    @notroot A misanthropic callous intj unicorn, and impaler of idiotkind.
  • 5
    @Root wtf Root! Stop scaring me!
  • 5
    @hanuor 🦄
  • 4
    @Floydian @root @notroot @hanuor

    What about, "on a scale of 1 to 10 you are 9 and I'm the 1 you need". Pretty common ? 🙄
  • 3
    @gauravagarwal That's just waking into an insult lol
  • 1
    @gauravagarwal Too cheesy man
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