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gorsamp19127yMy most successful ice breaker was walking up to a heat lamp and saying "I am a lizard."
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gorsamp19127y@notroot no we talked for 30 minutes but I was on drugs so quite blind to my luck until the next day. She turned to her friend and said él es guapo but I did not give it a single thought at the time
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gorsamp19127y@Floydian I have lizards, they need heat lamps. I walked up to the human heat lamp and...
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gorsamp19127y@Floydian the girl did not understand either, but her asking me what the hell I was talking about was the beginning of an enjoyable conversation
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@Floydian is it really that hard to get a girl to respond? Just choke her to death and she will give her maximum to respond lmao
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hanuor16697y@Floydian Yup. Well what happened was :
Me (got excited whenI came across the fact that there are only 5 flavors as I'm a caffeine fanatic):
"Hey, do you know......of coffee"
Her(with a stupid grin): No but speaking of coffee, when are you going to have one with me.
Me(dumbstruck, i wasn't able to utter another word after that) : -
hanuor16697y@Floydian Apparently she did.
I got lucky I guess ;)
Plus she's my colleague. So she knows a bit about me. -
hanuor16697y@Floydian @Root Well two reasons:
1. I was in shock (the situation escalated quickly)
2. I was broke af -
hanuor16697yI got another one for you guys:
Disclaimer: I tried this with a different girl (who turns out to be my crush(now ex)). And because there was an audience at the scene, she didn't actually reply, but she blushed HARD.
Me: Hey, you know me? My name is Hanuor one.
She: Hi!
She: Oh
She: I'm sorry, what's the one for?
Me: Oh nothing. It's just that I'm the one for you.
Man! It was fantastic!
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You:
Do you know there are five different flavored coffees around the world?
Your crush:
No
You:
(Recite the names of all 5)
Your crush:
Okay
You:
The question is:
When are you going to have one with me?
;)
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