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How to write an antivirus - Twitter user

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  • 8
    bool detectVirus(){
    return true;
    }
  • 11
    Main void(){ return “repost”; }
  • 8
    @C0D4 I'm pretty sure void can't be a function name due to it being a reserved keyword πŸ˜‰

    Also, you're retuning a string, not a typeof Main πŸ˜‹
  • 6
    @itsdaniel0 damn, you missed the point 😞

    I’m sending a repost into the void here 😏even though it’s wrong
  • 6
    if (virus == false) virus = true; 🀨 writing virus
  • 3
    bool detectVirus()
    {
    if(os == OS.Windows && !os.hasAntivirus)
    {
    return true;
    }
    else if(os.hasVirus)
    {
    return false;
    }
    }
  • 3
    If ram < "32GB" {
    ram = "32GB"
    }
  • 7
    if(rant.IsShitrant)
    rant.Downvote();
  • 2
    Al my nightmares in one place
  • 2
    Pretty sure that's lifted straight from mcaffee's code base.
  • 0
    !Virus... :D
  • 0
    @SanitizedOutput Think it's the compression on here
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