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The math problem we've all encountered once -

There are 8 apples. Jack ate 3. Find the mass of free elctron floating inside the atom of phosphorus.

Worth mentioning our client who asks similar questions. That fucker.

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  • 3
    @Yamemori genius!
  • 9
    @Yamemori No no no no no.

    It's clearly a Jamaican Tree Frog's weight divided by the size of the tree it's on. Come on dude, it's fucking basics.
  • 5
    Who the hell is Jack? And what happened to the rest of the apples?
  • 4
    @Wackoo welcome to the real world Jimmy boy. Not everything( you think should make sense) makes sense.
  • 6
    An electron has a mass of about

    0,000000000000000000000000000000910938356 kg

    Practically nothing. But every electron functions to the exact same rules. I wish real world were as simple as quantum physics ^^
  • 4
    But how do you have Apple and jack in the same problem

    oh
  • 2
    @LicensedCrime please kill yourself /s
  • 2
    @namenlossss

    "sich einen runterhohlen"

    It's not "hohl" at all.

    It is "gefüllt".
  • 1
    @LicensedCrime I was giving him a hint. Indirectly the grammar hint BUT also a pervy joke
  • 1
    Why should I miss such a situation, right? :)
  • 1
    0 Cause apple doesn't exist in the other universe where this queston is asked.
  • 0
    @-ANGRY-CLIENT- Naja, wenn man sich einen von der Palme wedelt ist man seine Füllung ja los
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